Yeah, I guess you would be interested in truth, wouldn't ya? Well, here's a piece for you: The unexamined life is not worth living. Try puttin' a good think into WHAT you want and WHY you want it sometime; the answers might do you good.

'The needs of the many outweigh the jackasses who try to take other people's stuff instead'a making or earning their own'? Love that phrase. An' you know, not really much disapproval; I don't believe in starting fights, I jus' believe in ending them thoroughly.

[Even if Volstagg has to staple a beard to your face one night while you're sleeping, it shall be done!] Because there's no-one else you can trust, huh?