DC Comics pre-reboot Roy Harper on reboot Roy Harper

[mrbigshotarrow]

First of all, madame mun, you need to get a better title for this. Everyone is gonna see that and think it's me getting it on with some crazy alternate version of myself.

Hell. No. Don't even go there. I am not screwing someone who's technically me. I get enough of that after Lian's been put to bed. Speaking of! I know you kind of hate the icons you gave me. Not that I understand why you have something against this pretty face, but hey, we can't all be this good looking. But you're looking at those DCnU pages, and checking out those icons...

Look. I get it. Some new icons would be nice. But what's the policy on all that? Do I stay DCU Roy Harper if you use some of those DCnU Roy Harper icons?

I think that's a question all of us might want an answer to. Public opinion and shit. Chop chop, let's get this ball rollin'! Also looking for some place me and my girl can plant some roots, so, Lian, baby, you see this? Let me know!

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[littlearrow]

Daddy, no bad words! [Hey if she doesn't get to say them, you don't get to either!]

[mrbigshotarrow]

Sorry, sorry! I'll put some money in the swear jar, we'll use it for something nice. Let's just forget that daddy said those things, okay?

[littlearrow]

We should use it to go camping again! That was fun.

[mrbigshotarrow]

Aww, baby girl, you are a woman after my own heart. Which I guess you are. If you want to go camping, we'll go camping! With a big bonfire and some marshmallows. You better check to see if our sleeping bags are still okay! Anyone else you want to invite to come with us?

[flyingg]

Mine is very, very afraid of actually touching DCnU.

[mrbigshotarrow]

Da-- I mean, yeah, that's a good thing! Mine doesn't want to touch it, but you have to admit... some of the art is pretty good. Not all of it, but some of it.

[flyingg]

Well, yeah, it's pretty... and I have no overwhelming urges to get into some of those situations.

[mrbigshotarrow]

...Sorry for sleeping with your girlfriend. One of the girlfriends.

[theotherspeedy]

Sooooo. Would that be incest or masturbation?

[DON'T GIVE MIA EASY LINES LIKE THAT ROY. SHE WAS CREATED BY KEVIN SMITH. IT SHOWS.]

[mrbigshotarrow]

[Grins.] I'm going with the big old M. I'm pretty sure the hands are the same.

[theotherspeedy]

I dunno, it probably wouldn't just be hands. I mean, you could- [and here's where the censor comes in with a really long beep] your [beeeeeep] and then [BEEEP]. You know, then you could add the-

[This is basically going to keep going til you stop her, Roy.]

[mrbigshotarrow]

Are you saying beep, or do you have a thing that actually bleeps out your words? Because that is [Beeeep.] awesome.

...Huh.

[goodsoldier]

What, you don't want to hang out with me and Starfire while we do... whatever it is we do in the reboot, I have no idea.

[theotherspeedy]

Oh, oh! I know!

...I wish I didn't, though.

[mrbigshotarrow]

My daughter's watching. Just to let you know.

[goodsoldier]

Something something fat suit, something something male fantasy justification of sexually liberated women, after that I'm hazy. And also, just to clarify, I don't give a fuck, so you're officially excused from telling me anything.

[mrbigshotarrow]

I have no idea what you do! From what I got, we hung out at a beach, Kory and me shacked up, and then I got bored and stopped readin'.

[goodsoldier]

I'm under the impression we blow things up. You're okay with blowing things up, right?

[middle_amazon]

"My opinion is that, if I don't rate higher than your self-love there, that I'm very, very sorry I wasted your time."

[mrbigshotarrow]

Don't worry! Self-lovin' is just the old standby. The back up plan. Everyone can count on that, but I'd much rather count on you!

[middle_amazon]

"Really?" She moves a hand through her hair. A warning to the mun. Donna saw "Rise of Arsenal" over her shoulder and noticed something of a personal nature in the comic the mun hadn't. Roy knows the "Donna is mad at him, but reigning it in," look.

"So on that standby list, I rank higher than your hands. Fantastic." Oh, she wants to ask, but - at the same time - she does know if she wants the truth.

[arach_nerd]

My guy is still not touching it. Something about being morally opposed to the fact that they keep giving Liefeld work.

[mrbigshotarrow]

We all have to make money somehow, right? Even gits like him. Can I use the word git if I'm not British? I like the way it sounds.

[pretty_bird]

[Roy, Roy, Roy....have a look.]

I know you weren't just going to leave without telling me where you were going.

[mrbigshotarrow]

[Aww, but but but mommy! He's been a good boy, promise!]

What kind of guy would I be if I left a pretty girl hanging? [Winks. She might hurt him for that, but come on; he learned from the best, right?]