Homeless - He's just visiting.

[getwiththegold]

I keep getting the short end of the stick, I notice.

I mean, first with the whole reboot, they didn't even give me one. (I guess that just means my original story was so great to begin with that it didn't need a reset. That's not a huge surprise. You just can't beat Gold, after all.)

And that whole DCUO thing. I mean, come on. I'm a tour guide. A tour guide! And there's the whole saving me from the Hive creepy bug lady thing. Shouldn't I be the one doing the rescuing here?

They're really trying to give a new meaning to 'the greatest hero you've never heard of.'

Comments

[cheerupemoborg]

At least you're guaranteed to exist.

[controlledvariable]

At least you have a stick to get the short end of. [this metaphor has gotten a little convoluted]

[bodilesswarrior]

I'll give you a reboot. [bitter oracle is bitter]