bringing him back to a_facility in june

[notphones]

S'not exactly what I would consider a great idea, but I can deal. I lived there once, didn't I?

...Everyone's still there, right? And what the hell do you mean 'I'm in for a surprise'?

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[shibuyasmusic]

Oh, Neku, how kind of you to join us again and grace us with your presence~ You have no idea how much my mun missed you, though it certainly can't be as much as you've missed me~

And I believe I know what surprise she's talking about, if you'd like me to enlighten you~? [This giggling little snot is way happier to hear about this than he'll ever let on, you spiky haired prick.]

[notphones]

[well fuck you too, prissy face 8T]

Oh yeah, I so missed you. I missed you just as much as I missed living in a torture facility with a new and exciting way to fuck up your life every week.

If I say no, are you going to tell me anyways?

[shibuyasmusic]

Come on now, I thought we were friends~ At least that's what you called me before you left, right~? [Yes he is laughing at you.]

No, I won't tell you if you don't want to know. [Inspecting fingernails casually.]

[notphones]

[not gonna touch that subject with a ten foot pole >A>. you merely get a huff and an eyebrow quirk.]

S'not like I'll even remember once I get there, anyways.

[shibuyasmusic]

True, true... Although, now that I think about it, why should I spoil the surprise? Your mun has done so well to keep it a secret from you all this time, perhaps it'd be best if I just didn't say anything~

[notphones]

I bet it's something stupid, anyways.

[DYING WITH INTEREST ON THE INSIDE]

[shibuyasmusic]

Oh, you're right, I suppose my ascent to divine ruler of the facility isn't all that note-worthy. Quite boring, yesterday's news, really.

[Trolololololol~]

[notphones]

.....

[s q u i n t]

There's no way you're not fucking with me right now.

[shibuyasmusic]

What, you don't think I could do it~? I'm practically the most powerful person there, you know. [A little white lie, but he was still somewhere way up there.] It just takes a couple of willing followers and the rest fall to their knees with obedience~

[notphones]

First of all, you're full of shit. Second of all, there's no way you accomplished that before Asura did.

[shibuyasmusic]

[Joshua laughs and tilts his head to one side.]

I thought you trusted me, partner~?

[notphones]

Don't try to pull that partner shit on me here, Josh. Read my lips.


Full. Of. Shit.

[shibuyasmusic]

Oh come on, you won't even let me have a little bit of fun~? You're so mean to me sometimes, Neku.

[Pout.]

Anyway, I think you'll like the surprise a lot, even if it isn't that I've taken over as divine ruler~

[leggierissimo]

Oh, come now. Surprises are everywhere.

[notphones]

[...someone save him from this horror because oh god he's seeing double]

Apparently this is a pretty big one.

[leggierissimo]

[But it's double the fun, Neku. Really.]

Oh? And she's keeping it from you? How sadistic.

[notphones]

[fun in whose opinion...]

She said some bullshit about it being more fun for me to wait and find out.

[leggierissimo]

[Not yours, clearly!]

They always say that.

[notphones]

[not in the tiniest, iota of a bit.]

Well, I guess I get to wait a friggin' month to figure it out.

[leggierissimo]

Lucky you, hm? You get to stew in curiosity for a while. I'm sure that will be fun.

[notphones]

Nothing better than having a secret dangled in your face for a month while you slowly rot in curiosity.
Yup. You know me. Always love the goddamn waiting game.

[leggierissimo]

Oh, I'm sure it's your favorite game by now.