voicetesting;

[bagofcats]

Mundane,

Your amusement at my expense suits my would-be puppeteer ill, and you would do well to end this course of action at once. I do not exist to be the punchline to your humorless jokes, nor to submit to whatever fancy strikes you.

Respect is integral to any working relationship. Seeing as you have none of it for a prince, let alone a god, abandon this. Now.

Comments

[hotguy]

What was that about respect? [ GUY WHO BRAINWASHED HIM. heartwashed. whatever. ]

[bagofcats]

Only when other means fail, Agent Barton. [ Oh heeeeeeey bro. ] Though I do not recall a lack of it on your part.

[ he made sure of that. ]

[hotguy]

Not much choice. [ now however the world is full of possibilities. his mind's only going about as far as all the ones loaded in his quiver. ] Not exactly foolproof either.

[ because seriously cured by a good whack on the head? ooh, magical. ]

[worldsonly]

You're hardly the first to face this battle. It's probably going to go about as well for you as it has any of us.

[bagofcats]

Your comparison assumes that I am not greater than those that have come before.

[vdova]

[ She's just going to stand here. And watch.

And wait. ]

[bagofcats]

[ .... You. ]

[polyscimajor]

Sorry dude, these guys don't really listen all that much.

[bagofcats]

I had gathered. Another failing of theirs, but what is one drop of water in an ocean?

[just_so]

It sounds to me as though you have a rather particular problem.

[bagofcats]

One easily dealt with, in time.

[ontheropes]

...you're a god? What, of bad hair?

[bagofcats]

[ greasy hair. also ignoring that because he does not have time to correct ever false assumption he'd be too busy. ]

Trickery and mischief.

[atwar]

Yet all others exist to be your game pieces, and you are unworthy of respect of any kind.

[bagofcats]

And why not? They are but pieces, better suited to be in the hands of one who understands them.

[kinglaufey]

Now who rules who.

[bagofcats]

[ you're dead he killed you this is fact no why are you not dead ]

It is but temporary.

[ohplease]

Perhaps you have done nothing to earn it yet.

[bagofcats]

I agreed to this futile display, have I not?

[ex_flyting687]

Hah. Ha.

Don't you just hate it?

[seabitches]

You must make her respect you - it'll never happen if you sit around complaining.

[tothefairest]

For a god of mischief, you're being awfully serious. Lighten up a little! It might be fun.

[spiderhorse]

[MOMMY.

Who is not respecting you? Sleipnir will go kick them like a soccer ball. Mommy deserves respect!

And, also, apparently, his giant monster horse son trotting around in glee because omg IT'S MOM!]

[hulk]

[ Yep, smell that crazy. ]

I don't know, uh, it. Amusement or not, it's somewhat accurate. ...You have to admit.

[cherrybombpie]

Why did your mundane give you such a funny username? Do you have a bag of cats?