On user names and multiple viewings

[puny_god]

How terribly unsurprising, considering your awful sense of humor, that you would pick such a "user name" for me. Your claim of "you're one to speak" is no excuse.

Nor does it flatter me on your little obsession with seeing this 'film' several times. As you're certainly aware, I prefer to command armies with some actual power and skill behind him. None of this fangirl army nonsense you blather on about, as amusing as the idea is. It might be worth considering for a joke, at the least.

Comments

[wearethdrapes]

I am amused by the concept of you leading an army of cats.

[puny_god]

...Cats.

[wearethdrapes]

Yes, there are small balls of fur with four legs and a tail, and a head, and they make strange sounds when you touch them. Bruce Banner has described you as having a basket of them. I believe this is a Midgardian saying, but it is still amusing.

[puny_god]

Ah, those. [He's seen them. And is actually a little fond of them, but.] A basket of them, however? Even I cannot think of what a statement like that could imply.

[No, Loki, you are not allowed to get a basket of kittens to lead as an army somehow. Because he'd find a way. Somehow.]

[wearethdrapes]

Midgardian sayings make little sense. [He shrugs his broad shoulders.]

[The Avengers would be powerless against an army of kittens.]

[puny_god]

And yet you are so fond of them.

[wearethdrapes]

The people here are clever and innovative.

[puny_god]

In comparison to you, just about any creature would be.

[wearethdrapes]

I am not as unintelligent as you think me, brother. [frown.]

[puny_god]

I long for the day for you to prove that.

[wearethdrapes]

I was unaware you thought so little of me.

[puny_god]

Are you that naive?

[wearethdrapes]

You never gave me reason to think you disliked me so intensely. Why? What have I consciously done to you?

[killerthighs]

I dunno, I kind of like it.

[puny_god]

Let me add another thing to the list of predictability, then.

[killerthighs]

I honestly don't understand why you thought you were any match for Bruce.

You knew exactly what was inside him.

[puny_god]

It was little more than a mistake in estimation combined with battle exhaustion. [Because he's not going to admit how utterly stupid that little stunt of his actually was, no.]

[killerthighs]

Sure. Whatever makes you sleep at night, Loki.

[Don't bullshit the professional bullshitter.]

[puny_god]

Whether you believe me or not is none of my concern.

[mischief_or_madness]

[Totally reading the username there.]

Oh now that is just rude.

[puny_god]

To say the very least, yes.

[loveguru]

But a fangirl army is sure to be filled with love! Why wouldn't you want that?

[puny_god]

Why would I?

[loveguru]

Because the power of love is unmatched, of course!

[lunging]

...I don't get it.

[puny_god]

That is hardly novel news.

[lunging]

["Hello" to everyone else.]

You're not puny is my meaning. You're not small at all!

[alittleworse]

[ practically under his breath: ] Looks accurate to me.

[puny_god]

[He'll just be glaring a bit for now.]

[alittleworse]

[ awkward silence... ]

You're really stuck with it, huh? [ trying to play it like he's not actually so pleased. ]