the queen of vampires is not happy.

[storyofapromise]

Your sending me WHERE now? A love hotel? Isn't that an establishment for those wishing to partake in one-night-stands? I will have you know I have to much dignity to ever show my face in such a place! And even if I did I would only go if my dear Akira wished such a thing...

[She blushes]

AHEM! Anyway, I will politely implore you to reconsider such actions. If you do not I may have to take drastic actions to change your mind myself...

Comments

[grandtheftmecha]

...lookin' like that?

[storyofapromise]

Despite my appearance I am an adult several times over.

[grandtheftmecha]

Doesn't change the fact that you look like a twelve year old.

[storyofapromise]

So? It does not change the fact that I wield considerable power and influence the world over. Those who question me based on my appearance are quickly dealt with.

[grandtheftmecha]

I don't think influence matters so much as the fact that you'll be surrounded by pedophiles.

[storyofapromise]

Who in their right mind would allow such a thing to happen?!

[grandtheftmecha]

Those are the kind of people you'll run into in that love hotel. It doesn't work quite like the real thing.

[storyofapromise]

So these are the horrors my mun intends to expose me to...

[grandtheftmecha]

Oooo scary pedophiles.

Eh, you can just rip 'em to bits, right?

[storyofapromise]

Yes I could likely snap them in half with my bare hands, but the thought of being surrounded by those interested in my child-like body is simply repugnant.

[grandtheftmecha]

Eh, yeah... they're a little freaky.

[ LALALA mun tagging things... ]

...mun. No, mun. Don't...

...you asshole.

[storyofapromise]

I see that your mun is just as much a torturer as mine.

[grandtheftmecha]

I'm not a pedophile!

[storyofapromise]

No one said you were.

[grandtheftmecha]

It's being implied!

[storyofapromise]

Your the one who brought up the subject. Perhaps you should sit down and reconsider your outlook on things.

[grandtheftmecha]

...don't... don't you start.

[storyofapromise]

Start what? I simply suggested you reconsider your view of the world if you jump to such conclusions so easily.

[grandtheftmecha]

OH. Oh, right. Yeah, I could probably stand to do that I guess!

[storyofapromise]

Good. I would never call anyone such a vile title as "pedophile" unless they truly deserve it. And, trust me, I know people who deserve it.

[grandtheftmecha]

People you can't get away with ripping apart?

[storyofapromise]

I'm afraid so. It is because they are the the only pure blooded male royalty left in all vampire-kind while I am the only female. You can imagine you can fill in the rest.

[grandtheftmecha]

I guess it's not quite as awful if they're pedophiles by necessity.

[storyofapromise]

It would not be so bad, save for they are all terrible people and directly responsible for the death of my mother...

[grandtheftmecha]

You're SURE you can't just murder them?

[storyofapromise]

Yes I am, because their deaths would be the end of the royal blood line. Though if I had my way I would kill every last one of them and bare my lover's child instead.

[grandtheftmecha]

Is the royal blood line really worth it?

[storyofapromise]

It is an important symbol to my race. I cannot put my personal wishes above those of my subjects.

[grandtheftmecha]

Tch... being nobility must fuckin' suck then.

[storyofapromise]

It is my burden and curse.

[grandtheftmecha]

Well... good luck figuring out what you're gonna do, anyways.

[idkworldruler]

Um...somehow I doubt that a place like that would suite you kiddo.

[storyofapromise]

I am not a kid, I'm an adult and quite capable of making decisions for myself.

[idkworldruler]

[You get a long stare and eyebrow raised in amusement.]

I'm sure.

[storyofapromise]

I am an immortal vampire and ruler of my race! I have a stable love life as well. None of those are things a "child" wold be capable of.

[idkworldruler]

Oh? Are you now? [Starts chuckling playfully, feeling like a troll right.]

[storyofapromise]

Of course I am! Why would I lie about such a thing?

[idkworldruler]

Children have a very active imagination. And I doubt that you are any different, kiddo.

[storyofapromise]

[Mina bares her fangs.]
You are truly a stubborn man, aren't you?

[idkworldruler]

[Nice fake teeth you have there.]

You can't get anywhere without being stubborn anymore.

[undead_scarlet]

[This face.] ...I do hope your player, mundane or whatever moniker they're using plans on 'ageing' you up.

[storyofapromise]

That she does.