Plans? What plans?

[hotredhero]

Uh, hello? Is this thing working? Because I could have sworn when you said we were going to do things that I would actually, you know, have some say in what was going on. It is me, you know. My life that you're playing your games with, so I'd appreciate a little warning before you made important decisions like where you plan on putting me.

Oh. Space. Great.

Yeah, I love space. Space is nice. Why wouldn't I love space?

You know, aside from the whole having a home and a company that has my name on it and about twenty other projects that aren't really conducive to dropping everything to ride off on space ships where I don't have any of those things.

...

Oh, damn, look at that. My suit's dented. Well, I better get on this. We'll have to put off the whole "jettison Tony out into the galaxy" idea for later. I'll get back to you on that one, okay?

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[hotredhero]

Tony Stark. And since you had to ask, I'm assuming you haven't heard of me.

There are places out there that still exist like that.

[Who'd have imagined?]

[204degrees]

I might have heard your name somewhere. Anyway, my name's Johnny Storm. I'm also known as the Human Torch.

[hotredhero]

This is the part where I regret asking, isn't it?

...once again HTML goes amiss.

[204degrees]

Why would you? It's not every day you're talking with a living, real superhero.

[If only he knew...]

[hotredhero]

Actually, yes, it is. Starting recently, anyway. Not every day, but that would just get weird.

[204degrees]

What...? You meet other superheroes on a regular basis? [Can you hear that Tony? That's the sound of Johnny's world crashing down upon him] I thought me, sis, Reed and Ben were the only ones. Yeah and Spidey.

[hotredhero]

Oh, yeah. Spent a lot of time with them. It was a lot less exciting than you'd imagine.

[204degrees]

I can agree. When you're not out doing heroic stuff it's quite bland.