Beer-heavy holidays are best holidays. ...tags can wait, right?

[potatomasher]

[Guess what? It's Father's Day. And guess again? Yepp. Germany's drunk. Since most of the nation's been drunk since before breakfast. But he's doing his best to stay upright. Because he still has a job to do, right?]

...F-Father's Day is tradition. Y-you can't blame it on me... if you're unable to do... tags. All you need t'do is-...nngh... c-concentrate. Just... concentrate...

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[changedbywar]

[Oh, oh so amused by this.]

I keep forgetting it's a different day from over at my place. Your people give you presents, or is this from sharing with Prussia?

[potatomasher]

[Don't ask him difficult questions now. The hangover tomorrow will be glorious...]

Ah... No. There... P-presents aren't involved in this... much. This's more about... Spending a good time with friends........

[Translates into: Drink horrible manly amounts of beer, be manly with other men and drink some more. In manly ways, of course. Tradition, indeed.

But he does look a bit confused at having his brother mentioned... Now where has he lost that one again...?]

...uh... b-brother...?

[Whoops. Oh well. It's not uncommon. Prussia'll come back eventually...]

[changedbywar]

At my place we give fathers and father figures...like older brothers, presents. Like say, Russia would get a present from Belarus, or Italy would give France or Austria something.

Along with getting hammered, like you are.

[potatomasher]

I'm not... Getting my brther a present.

[And he gets that out surprisingly straight despite being drunk.]

...he only gets... the wrong i-ideas from these sorts of... gestures.......

[changedbywar]

Well, there's more than one way to show love I guess.

[beneidenswert]

[Don't worry about him. He's required to spend half of a holiday with Brandenburg so he went to his house. They're probably being gross and cuddly and affectionate parents or they're off doing stuff, if Brandenburg's like that when he's drunk. He'll be home to drink more with you in a few hours provided he can walk, then try to cuddle you and show you all of his drunk affection until he passes out.]

[Luckily, Prussia's like half your weight, so carrying him won't be a problem. But neither will shoving him on the floor and leaving him there.]

[potatomasher]

[Oh. He's anything but worried. He knows you'll come back once you get hungry or bored or sneeze... Just have fun and refrain from giving him any details on what the hell you and Brandenburg are doing because his brain may black out if he tries to compute that information.

Anyhow. More beer is always welcome. At least if you happen to get back home before he's ultimately curled up next to the couch to freely drool on the floor. Yepp. Next to the couch. Because climbing up there is too much work. And Germany isn't doing any work today. You heard right: No. Work. Be proud~]