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[Stares at the can of coke on the table. Glances down at his paws.]

:Fuck you, universe. Give me thumbs.:

[... Lean, mean, magic machine?]

"... I'll just be killing myself. If that's alright with everybody."

"Would you have preferred I used a different word before 'machine'. Preferably a more apt one?"

[Muzzle. Where the hell is my muzzle.]

"Oops. Was that what I threw out? Oh darn. Sorry."

[Oh, lord. Harry, stop that. I don't have a facepalm emote for you.]

"You need one."

"*sigh* I guess I'll just wander off and leave you be, then. Go work on a story or find other, much less fun ways to spend my time."

[You're a terrible liar.]

"I'm not lying. I'm... brooding."

[You're a terrible brooder.]

"... Are you pouting?"

[Yes she is. See what you did?]

"What I did? How is this my fault?"

[Poor girl is just so lonely...]

"Stop that. Both of you."

[Heeeheehee.]

"Why would I pout? You want nothing to do with me. That doesn't matter. At all..."

[Oh, shut up, you big baby.]

"*sniffle*"

"That's not what I said!"

[Aw, I'm starting to feel bad for Harry now.]

"... Waiting for the other shoe to drop on that one."

[No, really! I mean, you brought this entirely on yourself, but still.]

"... It was just awkward, is all!"

"*puppy eyes*"

[You realize I'm enjoying this little... whatever this is far too much.]

"... Okay, that's just not freaking fair."

[Harry's fun to torment, no lie.]

"Still hate you!"

[I know you do, Harry.]

"*sits beside him on couch... more puppy eyes*"

[Aww, would it help if I gave you love too, Harry?]

"... See, I'd be all about getting nice and reacquainted with Susan if you two weren't watching!"

[You know thousands of people read about that escapade I described earlier, right?]

"... Somehow that isn't comforting."

"*nuzzles against his neck* Again... may I point out that I might have to drag you out to a meme or something?"

[Persistent little thing, isn't she?]

"I'm fine with people watching as long as I'm the one that gets to do the playing."

"Well, you didn't seem to mind at the time, I assure you."

[... Was that sensitive ego I just saw?]

"... This from the guy who can't even commit to the first-person snark because it might bug people?"

[... Fair enough.]

"I'm hoping you didn't either."

[Aww... is someone feeling cuddlicious?]

"Stuff it. I missed him."

"... Oh, no no no. It was... not unenjoyed. At all. No."

[Jesus, you two.]

"... Well, I missed her too. And, more importantly, you two missed our interactions or you wouldn't have stuck us here."

[... Nobody who's as dumb and oblivious as you are has any right to be as perceptive and clever as you are.]

"What can I say, even a broken clock, et cetera."

*insert gratuitous snuggling*

[... ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww]

[Say, Harry, you, uh. You don't seem to be objecting much there.]

"... No, I don't want her to stop snuggling, I want you two to get lost."

[I can't. You're in my heeeeaaaaaad~]

[Is this where we creep out and put a 'Do Not Disturb' sign on the door?]

"Yes. Get out. *throws a shoe*"

[... Right. I'll just leave you to it, th-]

"HEXUS."

[... Did you just hex my router?

Did you just...

...Harry?

Harry?

... Well, shit.]

[Closes door quickly before that gets pointed her way.

Dude.. did we just get kicked out of our own thread?]

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