Excellent suggestions regarding anemoi's Justice League

[canthandleacape]

Look, we can't do a pin-up calendar, don't be ridiculous.

It's the middle of May, that's completely the wrong season for it. Save it for when the weather gets colder.

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[gogoghostpowers]

Doesn't that mean it's better to do it now, though? While it's still warm enough for you guys to be dressed that, uh, thinly?

[See this? This is the one JLS member who doesn't have to do the pin-up. This is him trying very hard not to burst out laughing.]

[canthandleacape]

That's the beauty of indoor shoots, Danny. It doesn't matter how cold it is outside.

[gogoghostpowers]

So then why wait until winter?

[canthandleacape]

So it's timely and accurate when it comes out. Our line-up could change a lot in six months. The League hasn't even been around for six months yet as it is, y'know?

[gogoghostpowers]

Aw, but by then I might be old enough to be in it too! And I don't think any of us want that.

[Actually, by winter, his 18th birthday would be off by four months, so...still not quite old enough. But hey, it's not like Booster knows that!]

[canthandleacape]

I don't think we have to worry about that for a few years yet, kiddo.

[He sure doesn't!]

[gogoghostpowers]

H-Hey, I'm seventeen!

[canthandleacape]

[See this? This is the most skeptical eyebrow raise on the face of the planet right here.]

[stinglikeabat]

That's a great idea!

...Do we have enough members for one, though? Without Danny, we're down to four.

[canthandleacape]

Sure, that still goes into twelve evenly enough. It only gets awkward if there's five of us.

[stinglikeabat]

But isn't that other mun going to bring that Hector guy into it? We'll need a sixth if we're going to split it up evenly.

I know! We could see if Joker's up for contributing. Call it community service! He might be all pasty and creepy, but someone out there's probably into that sort of thing!

[canthandleacape]

No. Absolutely not. If we really need somebody else, we can drag Gordon in. He hangs around with us enough for it.

[stinglikeabat]

That just might work! It's a shame the most eyecatching part of his gear is worked into that bulky suit, though. It may be handy, but it's not going to sell any calendars.

Oho! Or, how about a group shot?

[canthandleacape]

Group shot's not a bad idea. I'll leave that one on the table.

[the_ko_stands_for_tiger]

If I see an inner tube ANYWHERE NEAR my shoot, I'm leaving.

[canthandleacape]

Hey, if that's what you're going to be picky about, there's enough of us that you don't have to take any summer months.

[hexappeal]

Hey, that sort of thing takes time to put together and produce, let alone manufacture. I'd say it's the perfect time of year for that, B.

[canthandleacape]

Economy's pretty small-scale where we are, it wouldn't take that long.

[hexappeal]

...hire one person, tell them to do all the work by hand?

[flyingg]

You can start auditions and advertisement now. Get everybody excited.