[Canon is Everybody Loves Raymond]

[robertbarone]

So you chose me over Raymond? Over everybody?

Me?

Well... Thanks.

Comments

oh my god

[therealgenius]

Wow, you sound like me.

Who's Raymond?

:D

[robertbarone]

My little brother. He can do no wrong so everybody loves him.

one of the few shows my family watched regularly

[therealgenius]

[Man, this must be a running thing. Loki and Thor, Scar and Mufasa, him and Tony...it's all coming in so fast it's overwhelming.]

Does that mean you hate him?

I recently did a rewatch. Still funny!

[robertbarone]

He's my brother. I love him.

But....

You said I sound like you so maybe you know what I mean.

I'm so glad when it's on TV Land, always watch!

[therealgenius]

Is he smarter? Stronger? Richer? Blessed in everything?

[robertbarone]

The last bit he's got in spades. Lucky bastard.

[therealgenius]

Hmm.

Does he love you? Or does he lord it all over you?

[robertbarone]

Are you a psychiatrist?

[therealgenius]

No. I'm a weapons technology designer.

[robertbarone]

You sound like a psychiatrist with your questions.

Weapons, huh?

[therealgenius]

Mmhmm. Anything from pistols to missiles.

[robertbarone]

Sounds dangerous.

[therealgenius]

It keeps America safe, and that's all that matters.

[robertbarone]

Good point. I try to keep the streets safe.

[therealgenius]

What part of the service?

[robertbarone]

Police officer.

[dork_of_keys]

You're... surprised your mun picked you? How come?

[robertbarone]

Because usually everybody picks Raymond.

Well, maybe not in this context but... in life, it's all about Raymond.

[dork_of_keys]

I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that Raymond is your brother.

[Being an only child, Sora doesn't have first hand experience with sibling rivalry, but his best friend is the youngest of seven. Hoo boy is there rivalry there.]

[robertbarone]

You got that right, kid.

[dork_of_keys]

Huh, sounds you didn't have a whole lot of fun growing up.

Muns pick us up as muses because they like us. Sometimes the places they decide to put us aren't fun, but some of them aren't so bad.

[robertbarone]

Like what places?

[dork_of_keys]

I haven't been to any of these myself, but there's places like insane asylums, prisons, post-apocalyptic cities...

[Probably not the best things to be describing here...]

There are nicer places, though, like space ships traveling all over or places where you can go adventuring and treasure hunting. There's even some that are set in dream worlds.

[robertbarone]

.... Knowing my luck I'll end up in the worst of the worst.

[dork_of_keys]

It depends on the mun. Some of them enjoy doing horrible things to their muses. Other ones don't.

Sometimes they talk each other into doing crazy or silly stuff too.

[robertbarone]

Are you being tormented by your mun?

[dork_of_keys]

Right now, not really. She does like to stick me into rough situations, though. There's usually a plot related reason if there's actual danger. If it's just something embarrassing, it's for her own amusement and maybe the amusement of other muns she plays with.

[robertbarone]

Why do they want us to be embarrassed? Don't I get enough of that at home?

[dork_of_keys]

I honestly don't know.