new character, voice test, still waiting on some important details.

[never_forget]

Mensch.

I don't know what you're implying, but there is no way I'm going to comply. I can squish you under my thumb at any given moment, break every bone in your body without laying a hand on you and turn your muscles inside out. You can't convince me to play these games. I'm not the pawn here, and you seem to be forgetting that important detail.

Secondly, that is not me. This other 'PB,' as you call it, doesn't look like me, either. This should be your first clue that trying to start something with me will be futile. No one is going to know who I am-which is my intent all along- and they're not going to know what I truly look like.

Give it up.


[[Canon is The Death Gate Cycle, Character is Haplo the Patryn]]

Comments

[so_many_sweet_typos]

-=pfffft=-

Ain't llike Arnig-

Arangorn-

Aragorn don't got a totes shweet lookin visage goin on with that manly scruffle. Should count yershelf licky you didn't get some ugly ass face to be you.

[never_forget]

-=Pathetic girl=-

This isn't the final look is supposed to be for me.

[so_many_sweet_typos]

........ What?

Ha Ha. Wish Jane was here, she would be fixin up that sentence fer you. She'd be all on that shit like a fat kid on cake!

[never_forget]

Would she also be sober?

[so_many_sweet_typos]

Yeeeeep.

And probably covered in cake.

...

Wow I think I jusht inadvertntlies called my BFF fat. Totes not what I wash going for there. Haha! Faux pas~

[never_forget]

Her name is Jane? -=The sooner he gets away from this insane one, the better.=-

[so_many_sweet_typos]

Yeah, she's all 'bout makin the cakes. Not bein on them.

-=GASP=-

OH MY GOD have you seen cakefarts? That shit's naaashty!

[pippipcheerio]

[WELP THIS LOOKS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO INTERRUPT.]

Oh well. Fancy seeing you here Roxy, such a small world and what not. Might I suggest you come along this way with me and leave the man to ponder that thought for a moment.

[so_many_sweet_typos]

Jaaaakehi!

-=slides up to his side =-

Where's we going?

[never_forget]

...No.

-=Just slowly backing away. The crazy could be catching.=-

[so_many_sweet_typos]

-=not crazy just drunk. all the martinis. all of them=-

I'm startin to get the inclination that you might in fact be, a tight assh.

[never_forget]

And you are drunk.