Canon is Call of Duty: Modern Warfare

[soapmactavish]

... You sure you can handle me, mate? You were cryin' for hours durin' Blood Brothers, and I don't wanna see or hear your damn crying.

[Sigh] Should be thanking you though, shouldn't I? Ya bloody git.

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[gimmeyourfear]

Greetings, soldier.

.... YES. ASLKDJSJ.

[soapmactavish]

Aren't ya that famous political comedian back in the States?

COLBERT SUPPORTS ALL TROOPS, FICTIONAL OR NON.

[gimmeyourfear]

Yeah, I'm Stephen Colbert, and I proudly support our troops. So keep up the good work, soldier.

[Also why are you so British you guys really need to leave the States alone UNLESS YOU'RE WORKING FOR US! \o/]

YOU SIR ARE AMAZING

[soapmactavish]

Appreciate that, Old Man. You keep up what you're doin' too. Yer pretty funny from what I remember.

[Rack up all the network views, Colbert. Rack em all up.

WHOA WHOA bro. It's a Scottish accent okay LEAVE MY HERITAGE OUT OF THIS]

THANK YOU. ALSO, DRINK DOCTOR PEPPER AND LISTEN TO JACK WHITE.

[gimmeyourfear]

[Hey, British is a blanket term, right? Scotland's a part of Britain, right? Even if it's a blanket term, it can still be applicable...right?

Not like Stephen cares. Though rolling hills and happy sheep is always a cool scenario. Almost...Middle Earth-y, one might say. Only Stephen would say it in Elvish, and with Sting by his side, because he's a mother fucking badass mother fucker!]

Jon Stewart's the old man, my good fellow. But thanks for the compliment.

[He knows he's funny, so it's really just fact.]

the party can't even handle these two right now

[soapmactavish]

[NO. Except that's right. Cries.]

Haven't been able to watch ya lately. How's the show? [Insert the You know, just a big fat Call of Duty spoiler right here that the mun won't say.]

Sorry for the delay, Friend-o! Had an Internet outage :(

[gimmeyourfear]

[BWUHAHAHHAHAH]

It's going great. With Kim Jong Il having passed on, plenty of North Korea jokes to go around. Especially after that Party Rock video of it.

[Mun doesn't mind spoilers!]

That's okay <3 Internet has been pretty wonky lately.

[soapmactavish]

A video, eh? [... WHAT IS THIS VIDEO. Even the mun has not seen this video.]

Dare I ask?

[gimmeyourfear]

Enjoy.

[THE THIRD TIME IS THE CHARM]

[soapmactavish]

...

Time to make a video for that blood bastard Makarov. [That was probably terrible to laugh at, but holy crap. So much laughter.]

Did ya air that on the network?

[gimmeyourfear]

[Losing your shit at 1:00 is a natural response, soldier.]

Not yet, no. Unfortunately.

[soapmactavish]

[Everyday their shufflin man]

"Not yet" the big boss says.

Thanks for sharin' that mate. Got that bloody git to laugh, and gave me a new idea.

[gimmeyourfear]

[He helped a soldier? With laughter? SHOCKING.]

A new idea, huh? I can't wait to see what it is.