on talk of possible future canon-updating!

[nukeoleptic]

this is awful
no, seriously
i dont want to forget kida and jinx
i dont want to forget those ten years
yes, the dog ears are cute!! and the powers are awesome!!!!
and it would be great to not be the only one who hasnt gone godtier
i would probably be a little more useful
and that would be cool, but.......
..............!!!!

but its not worth it
are you listening to me????
it is not worth losing everything T_T
just do me a favor and consider reconsidering, okay?
okay
good :/

Comments

[caligulas_aquarium]

if your mun does this wwhole canon updatin thing are you gonna be smart enough to realize she probably doesnt givve a shit if it bothers you
or are you still this bloody naivve after goin god tier

[nukeoleptic]

have you ever had a nice or positive thought in your entire life, eridan????
because its really starting to seem like you havent >/


[ -- she's a little agitated. ]

[caligulas_aquarium]

oh boo hoo someones feelin a little shitty cause eridan asked em a PERFECTLY INNOCENT QUESTION
or maybe
JUST maybe
someones a little pissed cause they knoww eridan is right an dont wwanna owwn up to it
yeah thats a lot more likely i reckon

[nukeoleptic]

there is a difference between naive and optimistic you colossal butthead
if she does something like canon updating
shes going to do it because she thinks its best for my development long term
or something, idek
i just dont want to forget ._.

[caligulas_aquarium]

look dont get me started on this wwhole naivve optimism thing
i totally knoww that already its like one a those vvery fine line difference things
fef for example thats optimistic
youre just
wwell
not
an as i said

anywway that does kinda suck but if you forget you wwont care anywway
so wwhats the big deal

[Says the guy who complained about the exact same thing not too long ago HURHUR...]

[nukeoleptic]

because i care NOW
and that matters because
because it just does
urgh, eridan
urghhhhhh >:|

[caligulas_aquarium]

dont you URGHHH at me human im makin a perfectly vvalid point here
in the end its this stupid trivvial little thing that on one hand if it happens wwont matter
an on the other if it dont
oh look
WWONT MATTER
so the fact you care this much is astoundin
get some perspectivve wwill you
fuckin hell

[strider_pride]

sup harley
mun getting you down?

[dicey]

8lech. I'm so glad I'm not you!

[nukeoleptic]

hey dave :T
and you could say that, yup

[nukeoleptic]

:(

[dicey]

I might 8e a little jealous that you'll get to 8e a god, though.

[strider_pride]

so shoot
whats going on???
whats happening???

[almostexclusivelyornery]

THEN DON'T LET IT HAPPEN.
IF THERE'S ONE FUCKING THING YOU'RE GOOD AT, JADE HARLEY, IT IS DEFINITELY HOLDING OUT AT WHATEVER UNTIL THE UNIVERSES THEMSELVES CONTORT INTO THE POSITION BEST REPRESENTED BY MY SYM69L TO SORT OUT YOUR WILL INTO REALITY.
JUST HOLD OUT UNTIL THEY LET YOU KEEP CR. I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT.
ISN'T THE WHOLE BIG DEAL WHEN YOU BECOME A DEMIGOD ABOUT EXPANDING, OH, I DON'T KNOW...
THE FOURTH FUCKING WALL ITSELF???

[nukeoleptic]

i have plenty of perspective
dont barge into MY post and tell me what i should and shouldnt be upset about
thats just
URGHHH
UUUURGHHH!!!!!!!! >:O!

[nukeoleptic]

canon update
she really wants me to go god tier
but canon updates in adstring mean forgetting everything :(

[nukeoleptic]

idk that itll be worth it, though

[nukeoleptic]

lmao
i appreciate the vote of confidence, karkat :)

[dicey]

Never said it would 8e! Cool powers or not, I'd 8e fucking pissed if my player was planning something like this.

[nukeoleptic]

sign :(
this sucks, vriska






and quit making out with my GRANDPA!!!!!!!!

[dicey]

It was just one time!

[almostexclusivelyornery]

ENTIRELY SOUNDLY PLACED CONFIDENCE.
I WOULD SOONER BET MONEY ON YOUR GETTING OUT OF THIS MESS OK THAN DEPOSIT IT IN A TROLL SWISS BANK ACCOUNT.

[nukeoleptic]

i know for sure i will get out of it okay
i just dont know how willing she is to sacrifice current cr for powers :/

[almostexclusivelyornery]

OH
WELL
EVEN IF THAT SACRIFICE DOES GET MADE
CR ALWAYS WORKS OUT THE WAY IT'S SUPPOSED TO IN THE END, DOESN'T IT?
THAT'S HUMAN SERENDIPITY FOR YOU.

[strider_pride]

wow
thats a thing
a thing to worry about

[nukeoleptic]

one time too many

[nukeoleptic]

i guess so
and lmao
serendipity

[dicey]

Why do you care who I make out with?

[nukeoleptic]

it is :(
i just dont want
that

[nukeoleptic]

he is JAKE
that is gross :(

[dicey]

Does he know how little you think of him???????? May8e I should tell him!

[almostexclusivelyornery]

YEAH.
THAT.
IT'S A THING THAT HAPPENS.
OR HAS HAPPENED OR WILL HAPPEN OR FUCK IF I KNOW TENSE ANYMORE.

[nukeoleptic]

the policy changed!!!!!
i wont have to forget anything!!!!!

[almostexclusivelyornery]

REALLY???
THAT'S GREAT!
GOOD FOR YOU JADE
I TOLD YOU SO
HUMAN SERENDIPITY IS SO THOROUGHLY A THING IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY.

......
SO DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT HUMAN SERENDIPITY IS ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO BE
BECAUSE I MEAN I FIGURE IT'S GOT OBVIOUS DIFFERENCES FROM THE TROLL KIND

[nukeoleptic]

its just sort of
well, idk
a happy accident, i guess?
like..... really good things happening by chance

[almostexclusivelyornery]

SO IT'S ABOUT MORE THAN QUADRANTS BUT JUST
LIKE
ANYTHING
I GUESS?
THAT MAKES SENSE
ESPECIALLY CONSIDERING YOU CALL IT JUST SERENDIPITY AND ALL

[why is this sparse

is he assessing the likelihood they will make out again at some point

no]