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[starknaked]

What is it with you and trying to shut down me and my projects? CorruptingHelping the Capsicle loosen up. Flying buildings. Cloning for catapult testing. If I wanted disapproving looks, I'd spend more time around Fury.

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/threadjacks like crazy

[andtheotherguy]

What about oktoberfest? It's basically just a fair for booze.

/is glad for it

[starknaked]

That's... not entirely a bad idea.

/parties with

[andtheotherguy]

I do try.

No imagining them out partying. >.>

[starknaked]

This is why we keep you around. Well, I do. Some for other reasons.

Bruce is a terrible dancer.

[andtheotherguy]

I appreciate it.

First thought: Tony can teach him. Then realized there is prolly fic out there that starts that way.

[starknaked]

You aren't taking that seriously, are you?

If there isn't yet, there should be, damnit.

[andtheotherguy]

It is what it is, Tony.

So much for avoiding fic writing. I may have to.

[starknaked]

What it is is that you're a brilliant scientist with a secondary skill that helps to save the world. That's what it is.

Muahaha

[andtheotherguy]

Playing the violin is skill. Titrating really well is a skill

The Hulk is not a skill.

[starknaked]

Don't use that term around Rogers. I bet it gets you a lecture.

Also, you take a compliment, backhand that it might have been, worse than anyone I know.

[andtheotherguy]

He couldn't lecture me. It would be like kicking a puppy. A puppy who might have rabies.

...that might count as a skill.

[starknaked]

You should call him on discrimination. If he's holding me to his odd standards, then everyone should be.

Smart ass.

[andtheotherguy]

Is he making things hard for you?

[POBRECIIITAAAA]

[starknaked]

As if. He's Steve Rogers. So long as he doesn't throw my father into my face, I couldn't care less what he does, thank you.

[andtheotherguy]

Besides, I thought you've always been in a league of your own. Of course the rules are different.

[starknaked]

Well well, someone who gets it. I'm flattered.

[andtheotherguy]

It explains the disparity in the Captain's standards, that's all I'm saying.

[starknaked]

You're just trying to keep peace amongst the misfits, aren't you? [Not that it was entirely not working. The thing was, it was actually doing just that. Calming down Stark about Steve's attitude.]

[andtheotherguy]

Mmm. Stealth mediator, that's me.

[starknaked]

Is that in your official SHIELD jacket?

[andtheotherguy]

I'm surprised you haven't hacked it already.

[starknaked]

Bruce! I'm shocked. I'm stunned you would think that of me. Not like they put something like that in there, though your shoe size surprised me. Why do they need to know that? Not like they've given us uniforms.

[andtheotherguy]

I ruin a lot of shoes.

[starknaked]

Wait, is SHIELD replacing them? I want to submit some itemized bills to them then to cover.

[andtheotherguy]

Only when they want me to be somewhere looking presentable.