Hey.

[bat_schway]

All right. Look. We need to talk.


You've been practically avoiding me. What did I do? I mean, you've got a bit interested again, but I don't know what's up. Was it something I said? Is Batman just not schway anymore? No?

Come on. I mean, I know everybody needs a break every now and then, but I didn't think you'd just forget about me. I guess ever since then, you haven't had to log in to my account as much and that's why we're through.


Lame!

Let me out more. I'm not some shut-in, I'm Batman, I'm supposed to be out there, fighting villains and scaring the slag out of Jokerz. I'm not like that faceless guy you like so much and I don't sing my own theme music, but I'm cool!



Really!

Comments

[playwitchu]

[One last really good squeeze before she finally lets go!]

What was that sound that you just made? Ah! My mun said that it is a time where everyone can come and visit.

AH! I have a pet and named her after you!

[bat_schway]

.... [ ... ]

What kind of pet?

[playwitchu]

She is small and can say the word Eevee.

[bat_schway]

Huh. Never heard of it. Is it bird?

[playwitchu]

Nope! She is small and really fuzzy and warm though! I got her for doing the scientists a favor.

[bat_schway]

What kind of favor?

[playwitchu]

Bringing them an item.

[bat_schway]

If you don't mind my asking, what did those guys want?

[playwitchu]

I don't remember.... I just remember it was an item.

[bat_schway]

[ Yeah, Terry still doesn't like or trust those scientists. ]

Sounds fishy to me.

[playwitchu]

But Jackie was the one that took out my chip.

[bat_schway]

--Wait, wait. You got it out?

[playwitchu]

[And here, she goes to look completely proud of herself!]

Yep! It's the only reason why my arm has been regrowing when the meanie ripped it completely off of me.

[bat_schway]

....




What?!

[playwitchu]

[She blinks in surprise before holding up her arm that is currently just a skeleton's arm with muscles.]

A vampire had America grab me and ripped it off.

[bat_schway]

[ oh man he's just freaking out ]

What-- Heather, how is-- how--!?

[playwitchu]

[She blinks at his freaking out and.... Okay she couldn't help but to giggle a little.]

It just is. I don't know how or why but it just is.

[bat_schway]

Heather, people usually don't just grow their arms back when they get ripped off.

[playwitchu]

Eric says that I am not human. He isn't sure what I am but I am not human.... So I am probably just some freakish monster.

[bat_schway]

[ Terry doesn't want to hurt her feelings, but he also doesn't know what to say. ]

I, uh... Hey, you're... probably not a monster. I mean, you're not human, but... that doesn't mean anything. Look, I didn't mean to freak you out, it's just, I've never seen this before.

[ And he's seen a lot of weird stuff. Like a dude splicing himself into a Chimera. ]

But you're not a monster. I don't think so.