Mun needs to stop shipping all of the things...

[photo_finish]

Mun...

I, Photo Finish, think that you are ridiculous.

Get over yourself and play me correctly.

I do not have time for relationships! You are crazy if you truly believe that I vould spare any of my precious time on any one pony because I feel something for them.

Why can you not see that I, Photo Finish, only have one passion and only one love!? That is photography! Is that really so hard to understand? I do not have room in my heart for anything or anypony else!

Stop being ridiculous! I, Photo Finish, vill not tell you again!

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[marearcana]

I don't really get muns' obsession with romance, either.

For that matter, neither does my mun.

[photo_finish]

Yes. Is very strange obsession! It needs to stop!

[party_hard]

But a ridiculous mun sounds like a fun mun!

[gypsy_portals]

Pff, you've obviously got time in your schedule to romance a ridiculous accent.

[graynbowdash]

So your mun's doing that, too? Why can't they understand that we have more important things to worry about than love?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Hearts do not have limited room.
No need to lock them up like a tomb.
You can love many things, or ponies, with all your might,
Without feeling as if it isn't right.

*-* Zecora~!

[photo_finish]

No.

[Frown. Who is this... not-pony anyway?]

It is a vaste of time.

[photo_finish]

I, Photo Finish, have not de faintest idea!

[Angry huff is angry.]

And this message to her has clearly done nothing, because she is refusing to change her vays!

[photo_finish]

[Unimpressed stare.]

This is not about my accent, pink pony. This is about my ridiculous mun.

Now go!

[photo_finish]

NO! There is nothing fun about a ridiculous mun!

[party_hard]

But a ridiculous mun lets you have all sorts of fun with other muses, and you get to have parties and play games with them, even if all the other muses there are being serious and stuff! A little ridiculousness in life makes people smile!

;w; Awww, Pinkie. <3

[photo_finish]

I, Photo Finish, soundly disagree. Too much ridiculousness is not a good thing, as it gets in de vay of more important things. This ridiculousness is not making me smile, nor will it ever!

<3

[party_hard]

But what could be more important than having fun? Or SMILING?

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Don't misunderstand. You needn't say
You love, if you don't feel that way.
Just be honest. Don't make excuses.
You do no favors with such ruses.

[graynbowdash]

I don't think one message is enough to change an idea like that.

...is this because of that one time in Manehattan?

[photo_finish]

... Listen to me, pink pony! This is not about fun, this is about my mun doing as she pleases.

There is nothing fun about being put into a ridiculous relationship that you vould probably never be in if your mun did not make it possible. To me, nothing is more fun than my job--that of vhich I cannot do if I am suddenly in love vith somepony else.

[party_hard]

That's really strange!

[Pinkie dissolves into a giggling fit.]

Why would your mun do something like that? My mun's never done anything like that to me!

[photo_finish]

One message should be more than enough!

[She's just going to look away for a minute.]

Yes. Is part of reason.

[Even though that time in Manehattan was fun.]

But that vas not de only time.

[photo_finish]

Then there is no problem. I am being honest and I have no reason to make excuses.

[photo_finish]

Consider yourself lucky. I do not know vhy she is so insistent on doing this, but it is most annoying.

[LINE FACE. THIS IS NO TIME FOR GIGGLING, PINKIE.]

I, Photo Finish, am at a loss on how I can get her to stop.

[party_hard]

[It is always time for giggling! And she's just going to keep right on doing that.]

Who is she saying you're in looooo~ooove with, anyway?

[photo_finish]

That is none of your business, pink pony.

[There have been a few, actually. Hence the angry message.]

[party_hard]

Well, you're the one who brought it up!

[More giggling. Pinkie erroneously assumed the existence of an OTP.]

Maybe you could get your mun to start doing that with one of her other muses, instead! Then she'd let you work with your pictures!

[photo_finish]

That does not mean that I vant to go into detail!

[No OTP. Yet. Just a bunch of ridiculousness--like she said.]

Yes. I could try, but she does this vith most of her muses. And I do not see that she is planning on stopping vith me anytime soon.

[Which vexes her greatly! Because nopony else ever tells her no.]

[zebrarhyme_everytime]

Too busy, too focused? Those are excuses, my friend!
Unneeded and unwise, in the end!
Let what you feel be the first and last
Of your thoughts on this subject, present and past.