(no subject)

[topping]

So, then. I "belong" to someone? ...I guess the journal name fits, then, because no way will someone be in charge of me just because I was a gift to keep them alive for my Originator's amusement.

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[parasiteye]

"Gift to keep me alive" my ass, I can look after myself!

[topping]

Uh-huh. Then why did she spawn me?

[parasiteye]

To piss me off.

[topping]

Keep telling yourself that.

[parasiteye]

She doesn't know a single fucking thing about me alright?? Go play nanny somewhere else.

[topping]

Can't. You're my job. I have to do my job.

[parasiteye]

Quit and find another one.

[topping]

I. Can't. I was created for this.

[She will follow you forever.]

[parasiteye]

To piss me off? Lovely.

[topping]

To keep you alive. Whatever that entails.

[parasiteye]

Right well then here's the plan--you bugger off and I won't off myself in a fit of irritation. Sounds good?

[topping]

Sorry, can't. But hey, you get a free cook and maid now, so enjoy it.

[Also, she doubles as one badass bodyguard.]

[parasiteye]

......You were just made like barely an hour ago, you can't cook.

[topping]

I can. I have all of her memories.

[parasiteye]

.....Vanitas can cook. Really.

[topping]

Do you think the old man does?

[parasiteye]

What old man?

[topping]

She's told you about Xehanort, right?

[parasiteye]

....No, not really. She likes to avoid the subject--but you can tell me right?

[topping]

Not really. All you need to know is he didn't cook, so she had to.

[parasiteye]

Come on--if you're mine then do what I tell you to!

[topping]

[Grabbing him by the collar and tugging him down, because she's about five inches shorter. 8|]

I keep you alive. That's it.

[parasiteye]

[ sgks hrkkkk ]

Oi--! This shirt's expensive, don't tug on it!

[topping]

Then don't push it.

[Letting go~]

[parasiteye]

[ sjkdgsk brb, pushing it. Or rather at the side of her head against that dumb helmet she's half-wearing ]