Not sure if this fits under the Norse mythology tag

[behavesverybadly]

Of course it fits! We'll make it fit. And by "we" I mean "I", as it's clear who will be doing the actual fitting here. Speaking of which, I'm simply not seeing any benefit for me in sticking around your headspace... what was your name again - mundane? Did you choose that yourself? It suits you.

Where was I? Oh, yes-- I'm currently seeing nothing in this for me. Shouldn't your top priority be making me a good offer? Yes, an unlimited supply of food and mead is a start, but I've already got that more or the less in Asgard. How about investing in some servant muses for me?

...Hm. Maybe I could hold auditions here. After you've finished typing this you can start rounding up all able characters in a straight line over there. Chop chop, I haven't got all day.

Signed,

Loki

P.S. It's spelled "charismatic", not "hammy". You're welcome.

Comments

[behavesverybadly]

[He'll just blame it on the Jotunns and their delicious wine and the hangovers that follow!]

[techygoddess]

[Oh that evil but delicious wine, being stuck on Midgard, in the US they frown when she tries to sample their drinks... something about being too young grrrrr]

[behavesverybadly]

[The mun wants to say that Loki feels bad for her, but... there's that distinct lack of caring about anyone but himself getting in the way of that.]

[techygoddess]

[yeah Loki caring would be so out of character.]