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[Geez, he's so adorable Junko just wants to scratch behind his ears! ...Although that'd be kinda weird, so she'll keep her hands away from that general ear area.]

But if we ever do go all the way, you better get on your hands and knees and apologise to my future husband, okay?!

On my hands and knees?! Can I just.. y'know.. write him a letter of apology or something? [ See, that's already more effort than he usually puts into things. ]

Besides, I should be the one warning you! Once you go Leon Kuwata, you never want to go back, hehe!

[ grinning, he thinks he's so smooth here. ]

[She'd appreciate the effort if she didn't want more of it.] No way! You apologise to him properly or I'll make you!

[...And that smoothness has no effect, but nice try.]

I'll be going back. I wanna get married, y'know. I can't just be an old maid, that'd suck. I want a cute husband and a cute house and maybe a puppy... W-wait, why am I even telling you this?! Forget all that, okay?!

So you have that sort of cute dream.. It always comes down to that in the end for girls, doesn't it? [ not like he can live out his wild rockstar life dream for eternity since he'll get old too, but hey. ]

Not for all girls, I guess... [He looks so disappointed Junko can't help but shrug off everything she just said and gently bump his shoulder with hers.] So tell me why you're so upset. You don't have to marry anyone, y'know.

I'm not upset at all..! [ This would imply Leon would ever admit he's upset, after all, but he looks very much like a kicked puppy. ]

I just-.. shit, it's nothing, okay?! Just forget about it.

[But not telling her what's wrong is only going to lead to a lot more trouble. She'll find out one way or another.]

No way! Tell me what's wrong!

[ HE'S STUBBORN, OKAY. He can hold this fort..!! .. Well, actually, he'll probably have to say it sooner or later since he can never win, especially not from girls. ]

Why do you want to know so badly either way?!

[STUBBORNNESS IS NOT APPRECIATED, LEON. NOT APPRECIATED AT ALL. He should really tell her before she bodyslams in the most non-erotic way possible.]

Because! ...Because if something's upsetting you, I wanna do something about it.

[ WOAH WOAH WOAH, if it was in any erotic way he would be totally okay with that, but otherwise not at all!!

Although.. wait. That last part.. ]

... Huh? [ Yes, he looks genuinely clueless, because despite his whole ego act about how much girls like him and want him, he's actually never really heard something like that from one of them before. ]

[GEEZ, FINE, A SEMI-EROTIC BODYSLAM, THEN.]

What do you mean 'huh'? If something's bugging you, it's only natural for me to wanna do something about it.

[He looks far too sincere and cute for Junko right now; it's legitimately freaking her out since she has no clue what to say when someone looks at her like that.]

Now tell me what's up and get that stupid look off your face, it's creeping me out!

[Smooth.]

[ THIS IS STARTING TO SOUND BETTER TO HIM. ]

H-.. hey, that's no stupid look at all, okay?! I was just surprised, surprised! [ gaaah, ruffling his hair like mad for a moment.. ]

And it's just.. geez, why are you making me say this either way?! It's nothing special, just some lame shit! Just that.. I guess I wouldn't mind getting married either as long as it's with some good girl, okay? Ah, see, you made me say it..! I feel so lame now!

[IT'S NOT GETTING ANY MORE EROTIC, SO HE BETTER ENJOY IT.]

Geez you're dumb. [She gives a long, drawn out sigh as she leans in to reshape Leon's hair. It's kinda cute when it's all messy, but she needs something to distract herself with so she doesn't have to deal with sincerity. Stupid, scary sincerity.]

What's wrong with wanted to get married to someone you like? It doesn't mean you have to live in a cottage in the countryside; plenty of rockstars have wives, you giant idiot.

Besides, what's really important is how much you like the person. If you meet someone you really love, you're probably not going to think about yourself and what you wanna do, right? You'll just wanna be with them.

[ SEMI-EROTIC IS COOL WITH HIM, OKAY. BETTER THAN 'RUN AT HIM WITH A KNIFE IN A TOTALLY NOT EROTIC WAY'. ]

Everything's wrong with it! Marriage is something for old-, no, ancient people! No way something like that is for a cool guy like me, right? My popularity will surely go down too if I get married, y'know.. [ Or maybe it's just, you know, Leon being Leon. Who's just going to sit there sulking the way a little kid might as she's busy with his hair. ]

Why would your popularity matter when you're married? It's not like you've gotta impress girls when you already have one you adore... Hold on!

[Oh hell no. Junko scowls, because Leon better not be thinking what she thinks he's thinking.]

You're not gonna cheat on your wife, are you?! That's totally messed up! Apologise to your future bride!

What-.. ah, it's not like that, not at all! [ oh god no, not this again, can girls please stop getting mad at him, this is not the kind of destiny he wanteeeed!! ]

It's just that a guy's got to feel appreciated, right?! I'd feel horrible if I was out there on the field or the stage and nobody would even be watching me! [ aka he's just doing it for the attention ~~since i-it's not like he likes baseball or anything?!~~ ] Just because I want them to look at me doesn't mean I want them all in my bed.. C'mon, calm down!

[ Well, he wants one, but he's probably at least decent enough to not cheat once he does have something as definite as marriage. ... Pretty probably. ]

[Maybe if he wasn't so ~~attractive~~ stupid, girls would be nicer to him. Or maybe Junko needs to control her temper a little better, because, when ya think about it, it did get her killed.]

Ah. My bad. I thought you meant you wanted a harem, or something... Which you can totally have, but not when you're with someone, y'know? That's totally uncool. But, whether you choose to believe me or not, I think people would watch you if you were married or single. To be honest, you'd probably make a pretty cool famous person, so people would watch you just because you're you.

[Oh, great, she's pretty that sounded geeky, so she'll cover up her embarrassment really smoothly by rolling her eyes.]

Not that, y'know, I really care if people watch you. Well, I care whether or not you're happy, but-- You know what I mean!

[ Clearly Junko and Leon can go get temper management classes together. Maybe Mondo can tag along too, they might get a group discount. ]

Hey, it isn't that I'd mind having a lot of girls after me.. [ he'd very much like this, in fact!! just.. not when he's officially tied down, yeah, as long as he can reasonably think about it that seems like a shitty idea, huh. ]

But.. you really are saying that you care about it, huh? [ Leon, don't go down this path again, there's just tsun waiting for you. ] Man, I didn't know you were that nice of a girl!

[Bring two friends to anger management and get a 30% discount.]

Don't get your hopes up. Girls can be really fickle.

[He didn't think she was that nice? ...That could be taken two ways. Either it could mean "You're nice, but this is extra nice!" or it could mean "You're a bitch but you're being cool for once." Of course, Junko is hear his little compliment more on the offensive side.]

That nice..? Oi, oi, think about my feelings before you say stuff like that! The way you say it makes it sound like I'm a total bitch most of the time! Geez, you've broken my heart! Torn it into tiny pieces! Stomped on it, too! It'll never be the same, again!

W-.. wait, what?! [ another installment in Leon's life where he has no clue how his actions set this chain of reactions in motion. ]

I didn't mean it like that at all..! I just meant that.. well.. girlsusuallydon'tgothroughthismuchtroubleforme.. [ he just mumbles it quickly since his reputation! he needs to be cool and the guy all the ladies want and all, okay. ] You probably get it either way without me having to explain it to you, right?!

...Yeah, I get it. [Now it's her turn to mumble and act like she's totally hot and cool ~~even though she already is~~] Justkindawantedtohearyousayit...

[Ahem, a-anyway! Enough with all the lovey-dovey stuff, Junko's not used to it!]

...S-so... How are things at that tower-place? You're safe, right? Got Oowada, Fujisaki, Naegi and that quiet chick to back you up?

[ It's okay, Leon's too half-tsundere too at times.. ]

Of course I'm safe! Who do you think I am?! [ he'd say that even if he was caught in the middle of trouble though, got to stay cool.. ] There's no monster that can get me that easily, heh, I'll outrun them by miles!

And.. I guess I'm cool with everyone, yeah. I didn't talk much to Kigiri yet, but she's weird either way. ... Guess I'm sort of glad. [ Reluuunctantly admitted since it's Leon, but deep down he really is glad they're cool to him despite the whole.. you know.. murderer thing.. ] .. But don't tell them I said that!

Don't underestimate your opponent, Kuwata. Life's just one huge warzone, so you've always gotta be on guard. Y'never know when someone might betray you, so... So just watch out for that. And don't hold back. If someone attacks you, y'gotta make sure they learn to never come near you, again.

[Junko Enoshima: Military Strategist. Or something. Who would've thought.]

And I won't be telling those guys anything. I'll forget all this when I'm in the tower, anyway, so you can say whatever you want to me now.

Hey, that's exactly what I did last time..! But then it-- it just all went wrong! [ he thought lesson one was 'don't stab girls'!! ]

And you better forget about all of this..! What won't they think of me when they heard I said lame stuff like this, huh? My reputation will be totally ruined, they'll think I'm some kind of sappy weirdo!

I guess, but this is a new situation, different rules, y'know?

[Don't listen to Junko, never listen to Junko. She'll tell you to stab whoever you want if they mess with you.]

Ha! No way, no way! I'm going to remember it here and totally use it to blackmail you, so don't cross me, okay? But, for the record, I think it's cute when you act like a sappy weirdo!

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