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[modir]

[She didn't approve about the 'drapes' comment, Mr. Stark.]

[ There were few things she really took from the movie. This is one of them. ] Why yes, both of my sons looked quite grand throughout the film. Though truly, I have not seen them wear their hair that long since they were small, and enjoyed dressing up. [ Emphasis on the dress.]

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[sonsomnia]

They get it from their mother, the fairest of them all.

that username... i choked xD

[modir]

And they grow just as handsome as their father. [She dips her head, respectively, before bestowing on him a loving smile.]

DAMN KIDS KEEPING HIM AWAKE WOMAN YOU SAID IT WAS JUST THE FIRST THREE CENTURES

[sonsomnia]

[Oh, look at that. He gives her one, too, though the beard may get in the way just a little bit.]

You flatter me, kind Frigga.

DID YOU JUST TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME?

[modir]

[She loves the beard.]

I only speak the truth, Allfather.

WAIT BABY COME BACK I'M JUST REALLY TIRED AND HAVE A HEADACHE!

[sonsomnia]

[He does have the best beard among the gods, really. It's mighty.]

If only our sons could have learned that from you...

OH PLEASE. YOU CANT USE THAT EVERYTIME

[modir]

[Is there even a chin under it? Or is it just more awesome?]

[Her expressions falls a fraction, and she stiffens.] They do their best.

OHHH OWWW HONEY OWW ODINSLEEP....OHH....AH.....

[sonsomnia]

[Or maybe it's something devious and ribbed for her pleasure.]

That is all we can expect now, yes.

SUNOVA--

[modir]

[Oh hush. Their kids are around.]

Have faith. They are both strong, and wise.

zzzzzzzzzZZZzzzzzzzzzZZ...

[sonsomnia]

[buzz buzz]

Wise? I am not so sure.

I will hunt down a bucket of warm water and put your hand in it

[modir]

[Oh stop!]

They are! [Her eyes flash.] In their own way, they are.

Well then, I'll have a mighty big piss for you to clean up, won't I?

[sonsomnia]

[oh fine]

Your vision of them is blurred by your motherhood. They are far from wise, still rash and impudent and...undisciplined. That, that is my fault.

it's cute that you think i still do the housework

[modir]

Do not assume. You do far too much of that.

And do not blame yourself.

Please. You never did it in the first place. I just thought you LOVED me but I guess not!

[sonsomnia]

It is not assumptions, but actions that lead to proving facts.

But they are as lovely as their mother. There's that, at least.