Bruce Banner | Avengers [Movieverse]

[swallowsit]

Ah.. so you're sure you want to do this? I may have a pretty good lid on the other guy, but as you can see I sometimes-- /taps his glasses against his fingers, short laugh/ -- have problems when it comes to extreme outside stressors.

But Tony seems alright. He's going to keep trying to press my buttons, I know, but it'll be a good test for me. See how good I really am at keeping him at bay, and at the same time I'll get access to all his nifty toys. Pretty big leap from the Kolkata slums. Probably harder to tinker with clean energy technology and work on my gamma radiation studies, too.

What the hell. What's the worst that could happen?

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[emergent]

Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to process data in the blink of an eye._

[swallowsit]

Did you just rhyme? Was that an... on-purpose thing, or have the alcohol vapors wafting off of Tony finally caused permanent electronic damage?

[emergent]

A misquote of 'The Charge of the Light Brigade':

'Forward, the Light Brigade!'
Was there a man dismay'd?
Not tho' the soldiers knew
   Some one had blunder'd:
Theirs not to make reply,
Theirs not to reason why,
Theirs but to do and die:
Into the valley of Death
   Rode the six hundred._

[swallowsit]

So the fume thing.

[emergent]

You are aware that I've had to learn my sense of humour from Mr Stark and the Internet. _

[swallowsit]

You have my most sincere apologies.