Enabled so damn hard at Entanglement RP, voicetesting.

[reforgedsoul]

Mundane.

While it is good that you plan on reuniting me with Saber, I am not at ALL happy about your choice of game.

Firstly, because it's on a space station. Secondly, because you were, at one point, seriously considering a talking cat as my Master, no matter how much magical experience he might have had as a witch's familiar. Thirdly, because you are dragging me into another war, as a Servant, at all. And, seriously, "Artificer" as my class? You may as well tape a sign to my back saying "So as he prays, Unlimited Blade Works" for all our potential foes to see.

And, most troubling of all, the only food available in any quantity is called brickstuff. Brickstuff! You are a graduate of a culinary arts school, are you not? Do you understand the dire situation you are putting me in, speaking in culinary terms?

And, yes, yes, "Unlimited Food Porn," how very original. Tell me, was Sailor Moon in the fanfic you stole that tired old joke from, mundane?

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[sar_cat_stic]

Everybody needs a hobby.

Not gonna lie, this was my OOC response too.

[reforgedsoul]

...You lost me.

psssh

[sar_cat_stic]

You know! Some people nap. Like me.

Some people go around obeying my whims. Or...whatever it is you're complaining about up there. Frankly I stopped listening after a while.

And some people kidnap other people and send them to horrible places.

Everyone needs a hobby.

[reforgedsoul]

Ah.

Frankly, I can't begrudge my Mundane calling me forth to meet Saber again. But the food situation on the ship is truly intolerable.

[invalid_data]

It's just food though.

[like_a_lion]

Do not worry Shirou, I will protect you no matter what circumstances may present themselves.

[reforgedsoul]

(Oh god, with the laughter. That as her opening line given, well, everything he's ever done on Fate path...)

Of that I am sure, no matter how much I might try to protest.

[reforgedsoul]

JUST food? Brickstuff is a crime against cuisine.

[like_a_lion]

It is for your own good. I wouldn't be much of a girlfriend if I didn't support you whenever I can.

[reforgedsoul]

As to be expected of a Saber. Of course you would defend me, and of course I'll try to return the favor. Or at least not get in your way too much.

[like_a_lion]

Either way I am very happy to see you again.

[reforgedsoul]

Yes.

(That is all there is to say about that. On another topic:)

What do you know about the war we are to fight?

[like_a_lion]

From what I've been told a large empire has been taking over vast territory throughout the universe. We're part of the rebellion opposing them.

[reforgedsoul]

...Interesting. It seems we're in the business of saving lives, again.

[like_a_lion]

It is for a good cause. I cannot stand to see the weak trampled by the wicked and soulless.

[reforgedsoul]

Having that in common is why we get along so well.

(He's teasing you, Saber.)

Perhaps it's not a bad thing after all. I was afraid it was a Holy Grail War.

[invalid_data]

But you can eat it and it does what it's supposed to do, right?

[staaaaare]

[like_a_lion]

[She nods in agreement.]

Here we are doing good, rather then fighting over a selfish wish.

[reforgedsoul]

Food is supposed to taste appetizing, therefore this Brickstuff is a failure at being food.

[You fool, you're provoking a Nasu Food Porn Special fly, you fool!]

[reforgedsoul]

Then I can fight without regrets. Alongside you.

[invalid_data]

[You remind her of someone she knows... sort of. And she does not fear the Food Porn.]

Oh... I'm used to just eating commissary food, so I don't see the difference?

[reforgedsoul]

(Just this face. This face forever.)

The difference between Brickstuff and real food is the difference between withered crabgrass and a lush garden.

[invalid_data]

... Oh.

That's, a big difference then.

[reforgedsoul]

Yes.

[invalid_data]

[She's just agreeing to hopefully end the scary faces.]

Well... maybe you can do something with the brickstuff to make it at least a bit better?

[reforgedsoul]

No amount of dressing it up can hide the fact that it looks, smells, and tastes like brick.

[invalid_data]

[Okay that didn't work... she's going for a subject change!]

You know Saber?

[reforgedsoul]

[Smooth move. You don't want him ranting god knows how many tags about food, that will never end well.]

Ah. Yes, we... We know each other well. We've been comrades before.

[invalid_data]

Ah so... a different Saber then the one I know, I'm guessing.

[a pause.] So you've fought in-- Ah, I mean you two have fought battles together?

[UNSURE of how to discuss the Holy Grail War outside of the crazy computer world where everyone there knew about it. Being cautious.]

[reforgedsoul]

[Wise. He does note that you were starting to say something else, but he doesn't press.]

Yes. I was younger and much more foolish, but we managed.

[invalid_data]

That's good to here... the managing part, I mean.

[Hey, she had Archer has her Servant. She's gotta know when to shut up some times.]

Did you win?

[reforgedsoul]

Yes.

(A slight smile, but nothing more to say on the subject.)

And you, have you fought before?

[invalid_data]

Aheh... Somewhat? Although not very well if we use my mun's attempts as an example.

[reforgedsoul]

Ha! Well, don't worry too much, your mundane will get the hang of it. God knows I made obvious, foolish mistakes.

[Dude, the LP that introduced me to this game gave your title as Emiya "Too Dumb To Live" Shirou with the 'People Die If They Are Killed' screencap.]