mun is looking around, Isabela is not pleased with any possible candidates

[becausecheating]

Be wary, mundane. I will not have choices made for me. Only I decide where I go.







After all, none of these places even have taverns. The sort of place without libations is likely to be boring. Painfully so.

Comments

[tongue_measure]

Just because there isn't a tavern doesn't mean you can't have some fun dear. You should look for one that has a port for your seafaring tendencies. Or at the very least one with quite an area for you to travel in.

[becausecheating]

Oh I know. It is but one of the many reasons for my irritation. None of them have any boats either.

[tongue_measure]

Well I know of one game where the location is a boat. I believe it's called Last Voyages or something of the sort.

[becausecheating]

My mundane has heard of the place, but I am neither warden material nor inmate. I happen to like straddling the line.

[tongue_measure]

Should I say that there are a few other things I'd like you to straddle or is that a given at this point?

[becausecheating]

I would almost be offended if you had not already assumed.

[tongue_measure]

Perfect, I have heard about you but I find that people who are not from Sexland can be a little put off by casual sex.

[becausecheating]

Sexland? There's an entire land devoted to it?

About time.

[tongue_measure]

Of course! I lived there and I hear from the new Queen that for an outsider it is interesting.

I make clothes for Sexland and they are quite the pleasure to wear.

Sometimes I make failures that make the wearer orgasm when it should only get you ready.

[becausecheating]

There must be a bargain I can strike for a set of those clothes.

[tongue_measure]

As long as you don't mind the way I get measurements then that is pay enough.

[trouillefool]

The location is not what makes the event, my friend, but the people!

If you want to enjoy yourself, you should make the enjoyment, not have it made for you.

[becausecheating]

Oh I do make my own enjoyment.

But the tavern. Does make my heart ache.

[trouillefool]

An aching heart and a troubled mind... Now now, tell Clopin what troubles you.

[becausecheating]

A lack of spirits, mostly.

[battlemaged]

Do let me know if you have any luck with that, hm?

[Yes, Hawke is quite amused with that "I decide" bit. Because it never works for him. Not ever.]

[becausecheating]

Do not hold your breath for too long, Hawke. My mun is more stubborn than even you, perhaps.

[questionablewit]

Somewhere without a tavern? Maker's teeth. You'd die of thirst.

[becausecheating]

I may just have to see if there's some kind of water around. I have a very good feeling that dying of thirst is not fun.

[possessed_mage]

Believe it or not, I'm in a prison with a tavern.

And I think it's self serve.

[becausecheating]

So someone did finally figure out how to lock you up.

You do know how to break out. Your glowing, exploding thing should do the trick. But with a prison like that, who needs a home.