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[skyconquistador]

So, you finally decided to make another account for me and make this one an AU? Good, I was getting sick of this lame name. What's the new one?

[it's ptooey]

...Mun I will rain death upon you.

Comments

[sundered_wings]

Is your mun like...ten or something? Cuz that's a stupid name and only a ten-year-old would come up with something that dumb.

[Says the eleven-year-old...]

[skyconquistador]

Surprisingly enough, no. She's 22.

But it's worse, my other half was the one who came up with the name.

[sundered_wings]

Twenty-two? Ew, that's even worse! [Somebody here dislikes adults.]

And whatcha mean by that?

[skyconquistador]

I was born from a mirror.

[sundered_wings]

'kay.

'cept mirrors can't have kids. [Sara sees the hole in your explanation, Pittoo.

Well, actually, it's more like she doesn't think about it in the way that you meant. But still!]

[skyconquistador]

It was a magical mirror you idiot.

[sundered_wings]

Then you shoulda said so, you idiot! [Sara's reaction to being called a name: call the offending person the same name back. Best reaction ever?]

[skyconquistador]

It should have been obvious.

If Sara starts getting TOO annoying, lemme know, k?

[sundered_wings]

[He's got her there, so what does she do now?]

Yeah, well, your face is obvious.

[Be an annoying preteen girl, that's what.]

It's okay, he's used to it in canon

[skyconquistador]

Wonderful retort! Did you learn that from Viridi?

[reset_bomb]

What? I have nothing to do with this brat, okay?! And if she learned from me, it would have been ten times better, anyway!

[skyconquistador]

Then come up with a ten times better one right now.

[1/2] It's funny that you mentioned Viridi at all, because yeah that's also me.

[sundered_wings]

Betcha can't.

2/2

[reset_bomb]

[Responding to Sara and accepting Pittoo's challenge simultaneously:] Like you can come up with anything better than "idiot" or "dummy". I mean, where is your sense of originality? As stupid as some of the stuff he comes up with can get— [The squeaky wheel gets the worm? Really?] —at least Pit's not saying the same boring stuff day in and day out!

[Negative comparison to Pit? ouch.]

Even your choice of clothing is totally unoriginal; it's just a plain gray cloak that completely obscures everything else! You see that kind of thing all the time!

Give me your pluuuuurk

[skyconquistador]

Don't talk to me about originality, Miss Tsundere Loli! You want to destroy the entire human race to save the planet? Yeah, like that's never been done. At least those guys had the balls to take on their opposing heroes face on. You Gods all cower behind your little servants, making them go directly to the field while you sit in your ivory towers giving them useless hints they already know.

[1/1] Username is espilan! Be warned though that I'm not like superactive on it or anything.

[sundered_wings]

I think he gotcha with that one.

2/2

[reset_bomb]

Quiet! [And that's all her response is at the moment, unless she plans on backing herself into another corner.]

Mine's otenko! and no worries, I just plurk every once in a while for karma XD

[skyconquistador]

At least Hades and Medusa had the balls to face Pit head on.

[sundered_wings]

I'm self-taught, dummy.

[skyconquistador]

Ah, that explains it.