in which agent coulson works busily;; i don't know what happened here

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[In which first name Agent is quietly and mild-manneredly waiting on his phone. Is it Black Widow? Oh, no. Is it Fury? Of course not. But he seems like he's pretty invested. Elevator music would be good.

 


Yep, not much to report. Ah—but wait! He speaks!]

Okay, thank you; could you send those coordinates off and get me a SWAT team on route asap? I'd prefer if you could get it done within the next few minutes, if at all possible, but I know you have your busy moments. Mhmm. Yeah, that'll do—you traced her IP back to California, right?

Tell her Mr. Coulson says 'hey there'.


And make sure you get me a decent writer; if they fail to deliver, I'll be particularly disappointed. I may even have them fired.



[okay actually even the mun here isn't sure what this is about -

what the fu

holy shit a SWAT team 

PHIL I THOUGHT WE HAD A THING

SHIT

give me back my keybo











Alright! This is Agent Pendleton, Level 2. Mun secured and taken in, sir; we're confiscating her computer and re-routing control to you. You should have full access of your muse in 20 seconds.]

Great, great, thanks for the effort. I'll let you know if I need you.

[And then Agent Coulson smugly nods against his phone, and hopefully decides to give Agent Pendleton a raise after he leaves?? Maybe????]

I'll think about it.

[Cool, you're the best, sir.]

For now... I'll write myself a trip to Hawaii and call it a day.

Comments

[swissarmybow]

[Just gonna be over here holding your mun at arrow-point.]

You have no idea how happy this makes me, LAWD I need to get my Marvel!muses together

[fireshark]

[A stare.]

Can you do that for me, too?

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Play nice, Agent Barton; she's already going to have a doozy of a time at SHIELD explaining how she managed to compromise me from the get-go.

[Time and space is crying tears of blood at all this commotion, but oh well. I've dealt with stranger things.]

If she tries to escape, just threaten her with tranquilizers. In the meanwhile, I've got other muns to have arrested.

[my phone is a dangerous weapon]

[swissarmybow]

[Fine, fine. He'll unscrew the real arrowhead and put on the tranq one.]

Take care of mine.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I can do what I can. Unfortunately I have to priorities based on whether or not the muses work for government agencies. It's an unfortunate condition, I'm afraid.

[You understand, right? I mean, the stakes are pretty high when it comes to government people. Also, some might actually owe me a favor after this, and that sounds too tempting to pass up.]

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla stares down at you, impressed in spite of himself the puny human was able to keep his Mun under control]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[A twitch of the lips. Barton, dontcha' know, I've already been pulling strings on that.]

You know I wouldn't let one of my best agents sit at the back of the line. Can you hang in there for another 30 minutes?

[Not that I'm particularly worried about letting Barton's mun know; after all, running is pointless, and you're always caught. That's just how we roll.]

[fleurdesel]

I was not aware that 'replace the mun' was an option.

[wedonot]

That was incredibly impressive.

[sothatswhatitdoes]

....

[whelp


suddenly, a megaphone in hand]

Excuse me, Godzilla-mun, but I don't think you have authorization to be commandeering a creature of that size and danger. Put the keyboard down and please refer to the SHIELD Animal Control Facility immediately.

[... Wonder if Thor would like a radioactive pet dinosaur.

Stark sure isn't getting one.]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Oh, you're really cute. You kind of look like my ex-girlfriend. Man, she was a good one.]

For many, it's unfortunately not, but I think my previous mun didn't take into account that you should never leave an agent's contact list on his phone. Or let him have his phone, for that matter.

[meh

shrug]

Since I've already memorized the list on it.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla reeled back from the tenacity of the human to yell up at him, and the hysterical laughter of the Mun]

[Godzilla heard the words "animal control" and growled angrily. Though he would like to be free of his Mun, he didn't like being referred to as a creature that can't think for itself]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

I can be an incredibly impressive person, if you give me a phone and leave my fingers unbroken... Otherwise I'd have to use my toes, and I really hate falling into predicaments like that. Tiny buttons and all.

[It's a good thing muns aren't particularly hostile until you're in a game or a meme. Then they're suddenly interrogation torture extraordinaires. And they don't even want information out of you, then. Sheesh.]

Overall, a mission accomplished.

[fleurdesel]

I must admit I am more than a little impressed. Even were I able to call on my associates for aide it would not have such efficient results.

[Side effect of only having criminals and thieves on speed dial. If she needs a car, a gun, or something found or hidden? No problem. Swift action taken against parties in a legal and precise fashion? Not their strongest suit.]

I dare say it would end...messy.

[exloserspromise]

[Just... what?]

Well, that's one way to demonstrate the power of communication.

[wedonot]

[lol good god, what is your job where that's something that might actually happen to you? :|] Does that sort of thing happen often?

[abeltorun]

[Okay, that was awesome. And kind of scary, because that's gotta take some serious resources to get around the fourth wall like that.]

Hey, how'd you do that?

[outdated]

[Steve's mun watches this with trepidation. Oh no! SHIELD can take her bb away from her! She nudges Steve forward gently to get him to try and reason with Coulson.]

Uh... [He just stands there looking confused. STEVE HE'LL LISTEN TO YOU HE HAS A BIG FAT HERO-WORSHIPING THING GOING ON PLEASE HELP ;__;]

Don't you think you're being a little harsh, sir? [Yes thank you. Good Steve. :)]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Huh. Doesn't seem to be listening. On the down side, not so sure I can get a team on this one just yet. Long waiting list of muns to arrest, you know.

But at least dear_mun is a big place. And he won't be... where the heck he's supposed to be. Actually, that makes dear_mun more like a cage. A big cage for big dinos.

..............

This could be for the best.]

Nevermind, please carry on, and try not to let the radioactive lizard-dinosaur-whatever trample the other guests here on dreamwidth. Thank you for your cooperation.

[atomic_wrath]

[Godzilla is further incensed that the puny human was then commanding his Mun to carry on and prevent him from hurting people like some ignorant toddler. It's not like he could hurt anyone here anyway.]

[Godzilla just settles to observe the puny human's work. The latter might be infuriating, but he was interesting to watch]

and now for someone completely different

[followthatbird]

You are good at talking to the black box that is not a chew toy, nice mailman. I know it is not a chew toy because my master said so. It is not a chew toy, so I do not play with one. Is it your friend?

[sothatswhatitdoes]

Certainly is, and in my line of work, it's the most important tool. Besides the taser or the gun. To be fair though, those are their own brand of communication for the more... unwilling types out there.

[fireshark]

[The only government he knows is the old council geezers who run the city. Whelp.]

...Which means that a street elephant-rat is pretty low on the priority list.

[Flat voice. He's not surprised by this.

Mun is feeling pretty safe right now.]

[sothatswhatitdoes]

[Yes, brackets, it takes quite a lot. Fortunately for me, I am the king of resources. Even Mr. Stark isn't as savvy about connects as I am—I know because I know all of his connections.]

I whispered to a little bird, and it told a flock of little birds.

[AKA that's classified information, hush]

[hillside]

[Oh yes, Maria is privy to what you were up to Phil, and isn't about to shake her own mun any time soon.] I take it the mission was a success.