Homeless, not sure if looking

[bellyshirt]

You can't play me, so don't even try! Just get me back to the mansion already!

And what's with this username? And these keywords? What the hell do you think you're doing?!

[Why, having fun at your expense, of course.]

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[mysteary]

[...What is that username indeed.]

You won't even try to give her a chance?

[bellyshirt]

[It's beautiful, don't be hating.]

Why should I?

[mysteary]

Because it's considerate. And it will give you something more to do with your time than be holed up in that mansion.

[bellyshirt]

Why should I have to be considerate to her?! She's not being considerate to me!

[HE HAS LOGIC LIKE A...SEVEN YEAR OLD, WOOPS.]

And I was just fine at home until you showed up! What's your problem with Master Van, anyway?

[Early game? Very early game.]

[mysteary]

She's letting you out to complain about your life in a public forum. The fact that she's doing so while you act ungrateful is a miracle.

[gdi why early game.]

My problem is a personal matter. Nothing more.

[devastatingcutie]

Yeah, that's right! Take Luke back to his manor this instant!

...I can't wait to see it for myself!

[bellyshirt]

Where'd you come from? [But more pressingly:] Who are you?

[devastatingcutie]

Whaaaaaat? You've forgotten my cute, adorable face already? Boo! I can't believe you, playing with a fair maiden's heart like that!

[bellyshirt]

I've never even met you! You're just some kid.

[Did you miss the long hair, Anise...]

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[devastatingcutie]

[she wouldn't if she knew any better! But alas, she's from around Kaitzur the first time...]

[but oh. That's done it.]

Just some--ooh! I c-can't believe you--

[careful, Anise, your future piles of gald are on the line!]

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[devastatingcutie]

I mean, let me refresh your memory, Master Luke! I'm Anise Tatlin, Ion's Fon Master Guardian! And I'd just love to see your mansion! You'll give me a tour, won't you?

[well, now she's clinging to his arm.]

[7th_was_closest]

[Is that long-haired Luke? Yes it is. Oh well, Ion still likes him anyway.]

Would it be that much trouble to see what plans your player might have?

[bellyshirt]

After she kidnapped me?! [That was mostly Tear's fault, Luke, but I guess you don't know that yet. WOOPS.] I'm not going to waste my time listening to her.

[7th_was_closest]

Kidnapped? I wouldn't call it that, Luke. It's more that you're a person that she likes to have around.

[Besides, Ion would know about being kidnapped.]

[bellyshirt]

'Likes to have around'?! I don't wanna be around her! I need to get back to the manor! How do you know my name, anyway?!

[7th_was_closest]

Maybe if you give her a chance then you'll enjoy her company.

[This face.] That' not something I can tell you completely right now. But I knw who you are and that you're a really kind person. [Even though your normal attitude overshadows it sometimes.]

[prismshards]

[ Oh brother... ]

The name your mun chose isn't too bad, really.

[ Can't say much about the keywords. ]

[bellyshirt]

[They're extremely appropriate keywords, thank you.

Now, in the interest of skipping over the really dull bits, we'll pretend that LH!Luke's first reaction isn't 'why are you me', but rather--]

What happened to your hair?! And nothing's wrong with my--our--shirt!

[Sob, his beautiful locks.]

[prismshards]

[ That makes it so much easier. Luke doubts any explanation he could give would penetrate his hard-headed self's skull. ]

Hey, I happen to like our clothes. And the hair's a long story, but I cut it for a good reason.

[ Bonus: The long hair works as a great warning to anyone who might want to strike up a conversation. Like engaging a bitchy cactus. ]

[bellyshirt]

[It's like a matador flag. Or a stop sign? WARNING: INCOMING STUPIDITY]

[Also, 'bitchycactus' is totally going to be my next Luke username.]

Exactly, so it's a stupid username!

[prismshards]

[ ALL OF THE ABOVE. And then some, similar to how animals have colorful warnings that they're poisonous. ]

[ It'll be the best username ever! The one after than can be 'bitchybellshirtcactus' if it's not too long. ]

Except it's kind of accurate if you look at the length.

[ Time for a self-conscious tug at said shirt. Does it really make them look like delinquents? ]

[magicalrealist]

At least your username is simple. My mun's full of himself because of the username he gave me.

[bellyshirt]

[...wtf a talking pony LUKE JUST ROLL WITH IT.]

Well at least yours doesn't make fun of you.

[Don't try to out-whine him, Twilight, it ain't gonna work.]

[magicalrealist]

(Of course it won't. She lives in the same town as Rarity; she knows when she's outmatched with whining.)

Not to the extent of "bellyshirt," at least. I do have to wonder if muns enjoy choosing funky usernames and keywords for laughs whenever they're appropriate.

[bellyshirt]

[See, Twilight really is smart! Also forgive Luke, he's a drama queen.]

Probably. They just like to torture us.