Maybe Somarium?

[wandererspoem]

I told you, didn't I? Procrastinating is bad and now you're stuck in  that 'third person sample' you keep talking about AND worried.
Me?  Angry? [chuckles] Nah, not yet.

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[in_loveless_memory]

Muns are lazy.

[wandererspoem]

So true...

[in_loveless_memory]

And mean... [So much hatred for his.]

[wandererspoem]

And, yep, they can be mean, sometimes. [He can't really complain about his mun yet but, hey, he knows how things work]
Problems with your mun?

[in_loveless_memory]

Always.

[wandererspoem]

Ah, that's terrible...

[in_loveless_memory]

Yep.

[wandererspoem]

I wish I could help but, as you may imagine, I'm under my mun's direct control as well... may I at least try to cheer you up a little offering an ice cream?

[in_loveless_memory]

Is it chocolate?

[wandererspoem]

Yep!

[in_loveless_memory]

Yes, yes please!

[wandererspoem]

[Great! He's doesn't like chocolate so, when he buys vanilla-chocolate ice creams tubs... well, let's just say you'll be more than free to serve youself more than once. Mwahahah, he's using you make room in his freezer!]

Just a moment, then! [He leaves for his headspace's kitchen and returns with a large chocolate cone. Here we are...

[in_loveless_memory]

Thank you! [He meows happily before starting to eat his ice cream.]

[wandererspoem]

Good boy... [chuckles]

[doublecursed]

I hope they're procrastinating with something fun, at least.

[wandererspoem]

THAT's the real problem! She's studying!
...
And you know what's even worse? She's enjoying it!

[doublecursed]

Oh? A studious one?

[wandererspoem]

Yeah... that's the worst kind of mun. [Chuckles]

[doublecursed]

I think there are worse ones out there, actually.

[wandererspoem]

True. but very few kinds of mun.
[shrugs]
Well, at least she's now trying her best so I can't really complain.

[technophilic]

Worrying appears to be a common occurrence in Mundanes.

[wandererspoem]

Somehow... and that's kinda cute, don't you agree?

[technophilic]

"Cute". I don't understand.

[ What is cute :| ]

[wandererspoem]

Cute: adjective, attractive in a pretty or endearing way.

[Oh, not so different from the girl he met in Tokyo, aren't you?]

[technophilic]

Worry is by nature unnecessary and unhelpful. I fail to see how that might be considered attractive or endearing.

[ Kamui what is wrong with you :||| ]

[wandererspoem]

Uh, what a cold woman... but you have a point. [He smiles widely] Anyway, sometimes you can't just explain why you like something, not in a rational way, that's how most of humans are.

[Whut? He's not Kamui! He's just the eccentric and friendly version of Fuuma from another world. Kinda. Not so friendly, to be honest, but, hey, he can pretend very well. ]

Also, sorry for my poor english, I'm really tired here *coughs*

[technophilic]

Irrational, destructive. That is why they will die.

[ But. But Kamui. Stop playing with my heeeaaaad.

lmao your english is just fine I am a goof ]

[wandererspoem]

Nah, believe me, they'll always find a way out. Somehow. Eating worms always works, thought.

[Hey, you're the associal one! No wonders Kamui was so... nervous (euphemism) the first time they met

Thank you so much and I think you're more than fine :3

[technophilic]

Not if we kill them all.

[ Alternate you and I were going to end the world together I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL :c ]

[wandererspoem]

Woah... well, my apologies, yound lady, but I think I'll pass... [He lacks the time to commit a genocide every world he visits, Yuuko'd complain too much. Next time, maybe?]

[Oh, the drama! D: No worries, my love, even if from different worlds the bonds between people'll always be the same, I'll fall in lo- oh, wait, unlike his X counterpart he's not 'in love' with Kamui so, maybe, feelings can be different. Oh, well, isn't it better?]

[technophilic]

[ She frowns, ever so slightly - I promise she does, you just can't really tell... at all. ]

You aren't Kamui. [ But you look like him. Which is strange. This is probably the part where she would apologize for the misunderstanding, if she actually cared. ]

[wandererspoem]

[If he notices he doesn't mention it]

Well, no? I'm a treasure hunter, not a identity thief... [No worries, he doesn't really care] And you are...?

[technophilic]

I am Satsuki Yatouji. I thought for a moment you were one of the Dragons of Earth, but I was mistaken.

[wandererspoem]

Fuuma here, nice to meet you, Satsuki-chan. [He pauses for a moment] Well, I once joined a small group with that name but... you were in the opposite faction. At least, the you from that world.

[technophilic]

But you would not take part in the End of the World?

[wandererspoem]

Nah, I'm too lazy. And, honestly, I'd rather avoid that kind of conflicts: I may like a world I visit but... I will never like it so much to risk my life in order to preserve or destroy it.

[technophilic]

Interesting. In my time on the barge I have heard about alternate dimensions and the people who inhabit them, but I have not had the opportunity to study them in depth.

[wandererspoem]

To meet them... let me just say most people have to pay to interact with other dimensions but it's totally worth it.

[wandererspoem]

AND interacting with any world's inhabitant... priceless. You could say I'm studying them, actually, even if I prefere desolate lands to explore in complete freedom.

[technophilic]

Have you kept notes? Data from which to conduct a statistical analysis?

[wandererspoem]

I... usually keep things in my mind but I should have something, mostly notes from my first travels... are you interested in something specific?

[technophilic]

I am interested in the quantifiable patterns.

[wandererspoem]

Mhh... that's a little... vague? I mostly described how worlds were in myold diaries... and what their populations were like or the kind of interesting items I could find, butI rarely used numbers.
[Pauses]
Well, I could start with a general 'over 90% of the worlds are populated by humans and, a large part of the remaining 10% was a human world, long ago.

[technophilic]

You mean 90% of the worlds you visited. Is your travel limited by the dominant species of the planet on which you arrive?

[tokyo_vampire]

You shouldn't get angry at your mun. I'm sure she's doing her best.

[He doesn't trust you however.]

[wandererspoem]

Ah, I'm not angry, Subaru-san, I just had to remind her I was still waiting here.

[A mutual feeling, Kamui's brother. At least, unlike Seishirou, he's not interested in trying to 'steal' you from your brother. Or vice versa.]

[tokyo_vampire]

You shouldn't bother her if she is doing something important. We must always come second in their lives. I'm sure she will take care of you when she is done.

[Don't mind him. He's just worried about your appearance in that world and how it might affect his brother.