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dear_mun2012-05-06 11:50 pm
hoperaider) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-06 11:50 pm
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Oh GOD Nervous Over holyrelic Application
Good gracious mun your stomach is in more knots than a particularly tangled up fishing line!
Pull yourself together woman you can do this!
Whats there to get your knickers in a twist anyway?
...
My vocabulary?
Please theres nothing at all strange about it.
Im sure youll pick it up in no time at all.
Wait what do you mean youd prefer dirks vocabulary over mine?!
His range of words border on the realms of made up! Sometimes i even wonder how the bloody hell he comes up with those metaphors on the friggin spot like that!
But in all seriousness if youre really that worried about it then keep rereading those pesterlogs and practice.
Grandmother always said that practice made perfect!
Were not going to be spectacular on the first go around so dont let it discourage you.
Augh but i cant wait until the ruddy applications are open for business!
Im far too excited for this game youve decided to plop me into! It looks like brilliant fun!
Pull yourself together woman you can do this!
Whats there to get your knickers in a twist anyway?
...
My vocabulary?
Please theres nothing at all strange about it.
Im sure youll pick it up in no time at all.
Wait what do you mean youd prefer dirks vocabulary over mine?!
His range of words border on the realms of made up! Sometimes i even wonder how the bloody hell he comes up with those metaphors on the friggin spot like that!
But in all seriousness if youre really that worried about it then keep rereading those pesterlogs and practice.
Grandmother always said that practice made perfect!
Were not going to be spectacular on the first go around so dont let it discourage you.
Augh but i cant wait until the ruddy applications are open for business!
Im far too excited for this game youve decided to plop me into! It looks like brilliant fun!
Oh hey, I'm nervous too. Would you fancy that? Pretty sure we all are.
Ain't nothing to get that worked up about.
Besides,
Since we technically haven't spoken directly in canon to each other yet pretty much everything we'll be doing will be faked.
Not like there's much of anything for us - or them - to ruin.
Can I join this nervous club the Alphas are starting?
Ill be sure to give you a right earful the moment i see you!
Your reign of being the elusive strider will be over in any game i finally see you in!
And frankly at this rate it will be all too soon.
Of course. We'll be a nervous wreck, sobbing together through each tag.
Mun's been thinking about putting it off for another few months.
Kick back, relax, really take her time with the app.
This sounds like a marvelous idea. Sob. Hussie, I shake my fist at you for Jake's ridic vocab.
You are a ghastly popular character despite your outrageously frustrating ploy at avoiding a civil REAL conversation with me.
I talk to your autoresponder more than you!
I shake my fist just 'cause I want to see their planets already.
Mine will be the unseen hand manipulating a hundred sockpuppets as they drop reserves like I drop beats, keeping anyone from taking up that spot until mine's good and ready.
And man, what the hell. You and the responder.
I seriously can't leave the two of you alone for a minute, you know that?
Sheesh, that, too, man. :T It'll take forever, but it'll be worth it.
Some of those games have restrictions on how long you have to wait until placing another reserve after all.
That would be your fault all over the whole thing!
Every time i try to get in touch with you its the responder i get instead!
Well now its a figure of my friggin imagination ill be talking to.
Next ill be talking to your beta verse self and then whatll i do?
Its very much feeling like a onesided game of telephone tag.
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*o
dont be nervous my hmic is appin there as my mom from some alt univers
(head mum in charge)
**mun
i mean ok how weired is that but its w/e
it seems crazi that so many peeps just lolied in and said hi lemme reserve thats WAHTS UP
dont be nervous jakey poo im sure ur gonna do fab
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Well if i see another roxy there ill be sure to point her in her direction!
Its the least i could do for you.
Im not at all worried or nervous but this mun of mine has enough of both for two people!
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Now if only that spirit was infectious and would spread to this girl.
But i guess it takes more time than that.
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sorry jakey but maybe youll have a (almost as good as me( roxy too
ur mun is so fuckin adorbs omg
no dont worry about it tho it seems prty chilax and itll be nice practice for sburb rite
think of it that way qt
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I mean given your fondness of alcohol its probably a better time period than the 20s during probation.
She does have a certain charm about her i suppose.
Thats a good point though rox thank you!
Its helping her get on with the application at least.
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playin hopscotch, sippin some malts n jack daniels, and idk being stuck i guess
seems kind crepy but theres a person who is like half cat down my street so im gonna just chase he around when im board
*bored
ya my mun is sideglancin hela hard at the aoo
*pp but not a dick coz l out l
shell prob get to it like 2morrow coz the dave reserve mun is gonna do his too smh
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Yes my mun decided to at least get started on it if not finish it tonight.
She might finish it tonight if she can get around to the third person sample and personality.
Otherwise it might be done tomorrow or later. Shes a right procrastinator when it comes down to it but hopefully if i shout loud enough shell do it sooner!
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aww my mun got school and work til like next weekend but shell have an off time tomorrow nite so hopes shell be done then
its nice to see the group gettin some cool chastemates tho
*cast omg ur all not gonna be chaste u fuckin pervs ;)
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My mun works night shift so she has the most time on the weekends. Or sunday at the least.
Well of course! It was bound to happen with the amount of fans our fandom has right?
Rox that is not at all appropriate for the video game world im going to! There will probably be no time for such shenanigans regardless.
Besides there are almost an infinite amount of possible dungeons i need to explore over there so itll have to wait until my curiosity is satisfied.
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its fuckin chalk full of em i know a qt jakey apped with me there just need a dirk and jane and cast is full iicr
*icr
*fuck this abbreviatin
w/e as long as apps get filled n butts get put on reserve were safe ok
you dont know that jake
someone could need some antidote from an ph stealin virus
*hp
i bet you want your curiosity filled
fuckin god jake ur just beggin for it
;)
but neways its not like there wont be time
just like w/ any game ur gonna be grindin a lot probs soooooooooooooooooooooo
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I'm already at Holy Relic, so I guess I'll be seeing you there.
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Yes thats a good point. Youre full of good points tonight rox i dont know what id do without you!
Roxy!!!! Whatever youre insinuating about my curiosity is untrue!
And what exactly am i begging for?
Well of course ill be grinding its the only way to really play a game. Need to get ahead of the game as fast as i can you know?
My party just needs to be like minded considering my particular class is absolute bollocks at close range.
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Oh smashing! Im looking forward to it!
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*ink
oh ho ho yes say my name
it shows your rugget entusiam
*rugged
and dont try and play innocent
the innocent ones are the most pervy of the pervs
u know tarzan was prob all beatin it off with apes and shit
gross nanyways
jsyk if u play with my alt mom shes totes gonna not use a pheonix down on u if you die coz ppl become such NOODS when they get cocky @ games and goin ahead w/o their party
***noobs fix fuck i hate this word i keep fuckin it up
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On second thought i dont think i want to know. Id rather save the mans dignity...or whats left of it.
I wont go ahead without the party! Id be absolutely useless without someone on the frontlines.
But i have to consider the pkers that might be running lose. The stronger we get the more likely we can best such underhanded ruffians.
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im using qoutations irl btw
so go find ur meat to beat
fly little pelican fly
ok but foreals
dont be action hero just coz u got two guns and can shoot rly good
ppl gonna learn to worry about u and like i said ur not gonna get rezzed just on principal alone
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Roxy you have a horrible way with words sometimes.
Well no but my party might if they have the spell or item to do so.
I cant rightly expect everyone to be kind enough to help a fallen comrade.
Granted i might resurrect some poor schmuck in a dungeon in case it was bad luck for them.
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no rping
nayways
i think im prety damn good with worfs sometime
*d
its not like my mun wont WANT to rez u its just like
cmon mana is prob rly scarce n shit
and when ur being cutie n runnin ahead i cant hold ur butt and keep u safe
or anyone else
FIGURTIVLY speakin
but if u r a good boy and say u wont do it then good
:3
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I look forward to observing it more closely. My "mundane" is familiar with your exploits, but not your "soul", so I believe he is as well.
And watch the next world be the Land of Plains and Nebraska and unexciting.
I'll get a bunch of bots to drop reserves for me, one right after another.
No way to tell if
And Jake, it keeps you on your toes.
You gotta be more like Jane. Apply more critical reasoning to shit.
Besides, I can't just turn him off, that would just be sick.
omcheez-its yessssss
I am a man of action though so perhaps its to be expected of me.
Whats this about my soul now?
But uh i appreciate it i think.
Im looking forward to our meeting if youre going to this shindig too!!
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This meta malarkey is going to be the death of me isnt it?
I should certainly hope that it was figuratively! Itd be quite concerning if suddenly my buttocks was accosted by random roaming hands!
But ill take it to heart and try to stick with the party. Deaths doorstep definitely isnt on the top of my list of places to explore.
lol If that turns out to be Jake's I'll laugh so hard.
DM posts are rather insignificant compared to other games.
I wouldnt want you to shut the fellow down either!
Its just that it feels like youre avoiding me for one reason or another.
Granted meeting your older self would be interesting but im completely positive that hes just as much of a insufferable troll as you are if not more so.
Then the adventure continues in the Land of Taupe and Kansas. And then...?
Yeah, probably.
It's kinda a Strider thing.
Gotta keep you on your toes.
Testing you like you're a ballerina chilling over a pit of spikes,
And me setting the stage on fire is the only thing getting your ass in motion.
I'd be surprised if he didn't keep our legacy alive.
We try and take over the world a la Pinky and the Brain!
That metaphor coupled with my current track record of falling flat on my face does not bode well at all for me.
If i dont get burned by you being a pyromaniac onstage i will probably impale myself on a spike.
Besides which i fail to see how the bloody flying fuck this is keeping me on my toes!
If anything it might make me believe that im talking to yet another fake you when its actually REAL you and completely disregard what you say because i think its just another fake!
...thank god, you saved me from trying to think of a boring X-word.
And bro, please.
When I said you gotta be more like Jane I didn't mean to take it that far.
FUCK I FAIL SO HARD WITH THIS SUBJECT THING but you're welcome. XD
That saying i dont accidentally kill myself first due to this thrice damned clumsiness and horrid luck with head injuries.
If it happens again i just KNOW my mun will turn it into a running gag if she hasnt already.
Sometimes i wonder if you have met your match in terms of trolling compared to this lady!
This is what happens when you keep doing that elusive bollocks!
Dirk i hate to break it to you but i dont think it qualifies as an endearing character trait despite my mun wanting to rush up and pinch your cheeks.
Before you even get started shes talking about the ones on your face.
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jakey hajkey jake jajey
sotp shhh
roamin hands will have ur butt only if u dont run ahead so good
explor the land and roam free lik a wildeebest and stuff
just w/ ur friends
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At any rate, I have been there for some time now.
Can I say I love your Roxy and this is a hilarious thread?
Only a wildebeest and not a gazelle?
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Whats it like?
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Is it an idle curiosity or hobby of yours?
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It's okay, I won't tell others of your shame.
Aw, shit. And here I was ready to bust out another metaphor.
You always gotta ruin the fun, Jake.
But I can't stop the elusive thing, get rid of that and then where would I be?
omg noo imfkdfdskf and YES THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS
theres a diff duh
jakey pls
would u rather be a gazelle and be the PUINK BITCH of the animal kindgom
or a widklebeest thats like 2 tiers asbove that
Re: omg noo imfkdfdskf and YES THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS
Isnt that how roleplaying works? Or am i completely behind on the times?
I think i prefer being a lion. Ah but the males are notoriously lazy so perhaps not that species of animal.
Sob too late I already did it again in another (castle) thread and I'm too lazy to fix it. orz
Nine times out of ten its the other way around.
You would be a strider much better to goddamn find and talk to for starters.
Suddenly time and the internet are my new safari zone and im hunting for my best bro in a sea of fakes!
At this point its unclear whether ill strangle the notorious animal or set it all aside so shit can get done.
You have impeccable timing.
And here I thought we were bros!
Aw shit, maybe I oughta tell the mun to pass on that app she just finished...
Set you free, you know?
LOL I do that sometimes.
Dirk no! Bad!
Besides what would your brother over there think?