Homeless and Looking! [/watches avenger casts fill so fast.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

Wait, what, you're giving up? You had this thing made months ago and you're giving up. Natasha's right you wouldn't have lasted.

...Like I said. As long as I get to go somewhere with backup I'm fine.

And take the kid there. I think she'll have fun. Maybe don't hesitate though.

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[thestarspangledman]

Consider yourself lucky if you even get to go somewhere. I haven't yet.

[worldsbestmarksman]

You haven't?

What's wrong with your writer?

[thestarspangledman]

She's shy, I guess? Says she can't do me justice, she thinks.

I think she's underestimating herself. I'm not all that complicated.

[worldsbestmarksman]

...you know Cap, it's funny. Half of these guys charge in not knowing what they're doing and the other half just don't listen.

[He doesn't get it]

[thestarspangledman]

...Sounds a lot like Stark.

NO PLEASE YOU ARE PERFECT

[killerthighs]

My mun says she cries herself to sleep at night because of us. ...Whatever that means.

But she knows a nice game you'd fit in perfectly. They have a Thor pending.

AWPHOGHWOP. THANK YOU ;_;

[worldsbestmarksman]

...Do they send text messages or something? Is there a big conspiracy? ...Mine just made a noise that sounded like an excited cat. I think that means they agree.

[long pause]

Thor's going? Well at least I'd have some back-up in case of emergency or that...

[He can't even mention Loki. he just can't.]

Who else is there?

[Read: are you going?]

[killerthighs]

They communicate over something called a 'Network' she says. She already plays a character there, some punk kid computer hacker, I don't know.

And she has every intention of dropping me there the next application round in July.

She also says there's a teenaged Loki there, but that he's good people. Whatever. Tony and the Cap are there, but they've been pretty quiet. Maybe if we all came in, it'd wake them up.

[worldsbestmarksman]

Oh wow. I think she knows somebody who plays there. This writer guy.

Tony's asleep? And cap? Heck, I'd say we have to go. I'm not going anywhere.

[killerthighs]

All we need is a Hulk and it'd be like a lovely family reunion.

Did somebody say Siren's Port?

[mightily]

[Thor's just gonna look into your eyes for a moment... Okay, you're good.]

Lady Natasha has said, but my writer has sent me to this... Canada as well. I would be prepared to offer your assistance, Clint Barton, and glad to do so.

It's funny, it looks like I'll be apping in July XD

[worldsbestmarksman]

Sent you to Canada? [he snorts] I'm truly sorry. What's the story there big guy?

/seal claps. I can't lie, I'm a BFF of the Nat player and I've been stalking your guys' threads--

[mightily]

I don't believe there is a story. This is what becomes of us here, yes? We are sent to where we are needed.

Is there something wrong with Canada?

[[[OOC: -- Like WHOA. So good, I can't even.]]

I don't know how to make stars otherwise I'd be all over making them. You guys. :D

[worldsbestmarksman]

...So Fury is sending us to Canada. [He scratches his head] Unusual but..

[he shifts, looking uncomfortable] It's...maybe not the most exciting.

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[mightily]

No, not he. The writers. I am sure Fury will find a way to contact us in the future, however.

How so? I have yet to find a place in Midgard to prove boring.

[And he hung out in New Mexico.]

Siren's Pooooort? Siren's Port!

[doeswhathewants]

At least in Siren's Port you'll not be re-traumatized by a horned helm and attempts to take over your mind and free will.

Beyond that I'll promise nothing.

Siren's port!

[worldsbestmarksman]

[His eyes narrow. Hand on the bow. Hand on the bow. Must not fire.]

You? Reformed?

[doeswhathewants]

Ah- not quite. Reborn. Died a terrible, painful death- I'm sure whatever wrongs I've perpetrated against you (and likely will still, if this is the first time you've heard of me in your world, there's much pain and death to yet come) were washed away in blood. My blood.

Long story short- I've no desire to take over Midgard and/or subjugate humanity. You might find yourself unable to escape your bathroom for the day, but that would be the extent of things.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[He stares.] You turned my brain inside out. Practical jokes are one thing...

[suspicious squint] You swear?

[doeswhathewants]

Did I? Would it have helped if I shouted "punk'd!" after your brain was once more righted?

[Considers this for a long moment.] I prefer not to enter binding contracts I might find myself having to break later for reasons that are not evil, but morally ambiguous.

[magnetic_magpie]

Jubilee and I will keep Loki in line, no need to fret.

But more Avengers are always welcome.

[worldsbestmarksman]

...And you are? [And who's Jubilee? And then an afterthought.] Sir?

[magnetic_magpie]

Michael Xavier.

[He carries himself well. Like a general, a king. And completely at ease.]

[worldsbestmarksman]

...Xavier. [He nods] Barton.

[Sorry. sadly he does not shake hands]

[magnetic_magpie]

[He's not offended.]

I'm aware. Your team has been around for quite some time in my world, two of my children are now on it. And I was a quite enamored with your Captain in my youth.

[What little Jewish boy wasn't? And he won't hold his world's Hawkeye's actions against another.]