nutritionalexpert: (NERVOUS; got excited about ketchup)
Evan ([personal profile] nutritionalexpert) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-06 10:58 pm
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You want to send me to a-- a different fucking universe? Are you serious? No, no, go ahead. I mean, it's not like I'm doing anything over here. No, just hanging around.

Listen, asshole, I have more important things to worry about. Like finding these monsters and ripping them the fuck apart. You thought shit was serious before? Not a goddam chance.

So forget it. I'm a little preoccupied right now.
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beatstheclock: (but you won't see mackie's flick knife)

[personal profile] beatstheclock 2012-05-07 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Pipe the hell down. If threatening muns got you what you wanted I'd be a king.
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[personal profile] nutritionalexpert 2012-05-07 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah? And uh, who're you again?
beatstheclock: (maybe you often get angry and say words)

[personal profile] beatstheclock 2012-05-07 04:56 am (UTC)(link)
Spades Slick. Nosy piece of shit.
actualcannibal: (EATING ALL THE BODIES)

saw your keywords

[personal profile] actualcannibal 2012-05-07 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Sitting in your post

It's Shia Labeouf]
nutritionalexpert: (Default)

LMFLAMSDFJKASFAWEF OH M YGOD

[personal profile] nutritionalexpert 2012-05-07 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[well, at least now there's somebody around with more blood on them than him. that's... a plus, right? right?]

What the fuck happened to you?
actualcannibal: (Superstar Shia Labeouf)

i was summoned

[personal profile] actualcannibal 2012-05-07 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
[Shia Labeouf is in his cottage in the woods of dear_mun
Who the fuck is this shit?]

What do you mean, what happened to me?

[There's something roasting in the fire. And it smells delicious.]
nutritionalexpert: (Default)

now i know the incantation

[personal profile] nutritionalexpert 2012-05-07 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
I mean, why the fuck are you covered in blood.

[whoa. that does smell delicious.]

What is that? [he points at whatever's on the spit, suddenly looking really intent.]
actualcannibal: (GNAWING OFF YOUR LEG!)

man you're gonna make it hard if you do it too much. he's not batman.

[personal profile] actualcannibal 2012-05-07 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Why are you covered in blood?

[His hands are clean, though
he's eating some sort of rice and veggie and meat combo out of a bowl with a wooden spoon
eating eating]

It's bear. Kind of tough, but if you do it right, it's better than filet mignon.

[And he knows
Hollywood Superstar Shia Labeouf is so tired of filet mignon
probably why he started eating people]
nutritionalexpert: (Default)

honestly i don't know why i would WANT to summon shia labeouf unless i was sicking him on someone

[personal profile] nutritionalexpert 2012-05-07 09:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh- [oh, right. he got distracted by the prospect of food.] There was an accident.

[he takes a moment to just sort of laugh at that, like he's being the king of comedy. an accident! hilarious!] Don't suppose you wanna share any of that? I've kind of had... I've had a long day.
actualcannibal: (You can see there's blood on his face.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA <--i imagine he breathes like in this vid

[personal profile] actualcannibal 2012-05-07 09:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, man, let me get you a bowl.

[shia labeouf lives in a cottage in dear-mun apparently

he pulls out a bowl and lumps in the same thing he's eating: rice, bear, sliced carrots, tiny broccoli. you know, healthy shit.
he's on a diet
he has to play across jessica alba in the upcoming remake of the eye after all
need to watch his figure]

It'll probably be lukewarm at this point, but you can see if you like it.
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