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dear_mun2012-05-06 08:55 pm
lion_of_asgard) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-06 08:55 pm
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Worry not, mun! For you have been selected to chronicle the adventures of Volstagg the Voluminous, Lion of Asgard, best looking and most important member of the Warrior's Three!
What is that? Your question why I was not in the so-called "film" about my friend and lord, Thor and his mortal sidekicks? Why, the answer is simple!
The All-Father did only send Thor and not the Lion of Asgard so that the humans could aide in the fight for their world and not be embarrassed to be saved by one of my glory! Even mortals must have their pride, after all. If Volstagg were to solve all their problems for them, then not only would the film be quite short, but the mortals would be quite embarrassed and their women quite grateful. And Volstagg is already happily married! He would not dare break that many hearts!
What is that? Your question why I was not in the so-called "film" about my friend and lord, Thor and his mortal sidekicks? Why, the answer is simple!
The All-Father did only send Thor and not the Lion of Asgard so that the humans could aide in the fight for their world and not be embarrassed to be saved by one of my glory! Even mortals must have their pride, after all. If Volstagg were to solve all their problems for them, then not only would the film be quite short, but the mortals would be quite embarrassed and their women quite grateful. And Volstagg is already happily married! He would not dare break that many hearts!