eyeing a game but he'd have to be human. oh no.

[sonofgoose]

You're going to put me somewhere a game? Really? Awesome!

[ahaha]

...oh.

No.

I'm a bear, not...not one of these apes!

[No offense, Monkey. You're not as ugly as humans okay.]

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[sonofgoose]

[You're tiny
Hairless
Hideous
Smooth and pink like pigs
...


Except you. You have a lot of hair.]

Uh...no? But I'm a bear and I'd rather not be, you know, anything but a bear. It's survival of my species!

[hairflyingheartpounding]

I guess I can't blame you, really. I'd be pretty shocked if my mun wanted to turn me into a bear.

[Especially is she were as cute and cuddly as you are. Seriously, Po, she just wants to hug you.]

So, where is your mun thinking of?

[sonofgoose]

[Not a panda, though. Because he's the only one.]

Uh...one place, but she's got this idea that making me a, uh...human would be interesting and no, no, it's really really not. It's, like, pure, uh...horribleness as one idea lumped onto a bowl of cold, old noodle soup.

It's, uh...not a good idea.

[hairflyingheartpounding]

Oh, gosh... Why is it so bad?

[sonofgoose]

[A buh buh]

Because...I'd never seen a human before I got in these...places. You're all...really, uhm, [GESTURING] small and smooth and pink and wear so many different clothes and uh...I like being a panda. I'm totally fine with who I am, flab and all. I don't want to be a human anymore than I want to be a, er...praying mantis.