On the recent episode...

[sweet_riiiiims]

 Mark my words, mundane they will pay. I don't care even if I can buff those scratches out.

And if I may add further input, I don't appreciate you and your friend declaring me a terminal case. I'm the doctor and I'll make the diagnosis.

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[lordstarscream]

My, my, having a few problems? I suppose that is what happens when one continues to ally himself with the glorious Megatron.

[sweet_riiiiims]

If it isn't our beloved commander Starscream.

And how exactly does an excellent leader make use of his time now that he's grounded with so many enemies on his non-functional wings?

[lordstarscream]

...

That is merely a minor setback that I will soon rectify. At least I no longer have to bow to the many whims of a leader who isn't quite on track anymore.

I know you can see it just as plainly as I did.

[sweet_riiiiims]

The difference between you and me is I have a survival instinct.

As dismal as this bodywork is now, it'd be nothing compared to Megatron's treatment once I went rogue.

Even if you could make our glorious leader flatline, you forget Soundwave is very much dedicated to Megatron.

[lordstarscream]

And yet Megatron has not been able to catch me.

But you are correct, Soundwave is a problem. However, when I do gain the upper hand, I would hope you'd have a change of spark as far as your standings go.

[sweet_riiiiims]

And you've done a fabulous job snuffing out his spark.

But if the day arrives you do accomplish your oh-so-lofty goal, you can be assured you'll have a commander standing by your side.

[lordstarscream]

I'm glad we have once again come to a little understanding. I would hate to have to look somewhere else for a new second in command.

kdsfjsdkl haha I fail

[sweet_riiiiims]

Make no mistake, I'm a survivalist at heart. Allegiance means very little once you get the perks.

But I must say, you made far better use of your time than Megatron did through all these cycles~

hahaha it's okay!

[lordstarscream]

Of course I did. Unlike Megatron I focus more on the broader picture.

[sweet_riiiiims]

He has a picture alright, not that anyone but him could decipher it~

[lordstarscream]

As I said before, it's a pity how our once great leader has lost his way.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[ALL THE LAUGHTER EVER.]

HAHAHA! Love the look! Goin' for a scratch-off card appearance?

[sweet_riiiiims]

Call, I can pencil you in for a similar facial.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Sorry, give him a minute to calm down.]

Sorry Doc, not really into the whole beauty insider you got goin' on.

Rather say white n' dusty than red n rusty.

[sweet_riiiiims]

I insist; after all it'd be a shame for a face like that to go to perfect waste.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

...Sorry, doc. You're not my type.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Then might a I suggest a little corrective surgery, a nice little bodywork to show off to the Autobots back home.

[Maybe we can make Bulkhead into another Arcee at this point.]

[wheeljackofalltrades]

What's wrong with my bodywork?

[Quick look at himself.]

I'm fine.

[sweet_riiiiims]

Like you said: white and dusty. Perfect if you're going for that boulder aesthetic.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

Nothin a good jump in a lake won't fix. A lot less deadly than your methods, yannow.

Why didn't they dub you Doctor of Doom?



Oh wait, you're not threatening.

[sweet_riiiiims]

When in doubt there's always the opportunity for testing.

[Yeah, he kinda wanna sees if Wheeljack will do anything rash.]

[totalhammertime]

[That looked bad, he's not going to lie.

At least you're alive though.]

You look fine...

[sweet_riiiiims]

You call this fine? They completely destroyed my custom paint!

[totalhammertime]

You can get new custom paint.

It's not... that bad?

[sweet_riiiiims]

But that paint was PRICELESS! This is the worst day I have ever experienced.