[homeless]

[catwoman]

Well kiddo, it's nice for you to let the cat out to play, but I expect more than just this. Cats aren't meant to be contained, you know.

We like our space and I have places to be, things to steal, and a bat to annoy.

A girl's gotta have a little fun. And standing around here is about as fun as talking to goody-two-boots on one of his grumpy days.

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[robinspoiling]

Batman? Grumpy? You're kidding.

[catwoman]

Some nights I don't know if he has a stick lodged up his -- wait. Robin?!

Did he trade the other one out for a new model or have I seriously missed something around here?

[robinspoiling]

[GIANT GRIN] You bet. The one and - um, fourth.

I guess I come after...whenever you are? [she shrugs] This place is weird.

[catwoman]

So he went from boy wonder to girl wonder. Well, at least now I know Batman is for equality of all young bird-named sidekicks.

[robinspoiling]

Sure he is, he's had women like you to whip him into shape. [yep, she's a Robin all right]

[catwoman]

I think you're a little too young for us to talk about daddy-bat being whipped around.

[robinspoiling]

[her smirk is downright devious] He totally leaves his cowl on, doesn't he?

[catwoman]

I think that's a question you should ask him sometime.

[robinspoiling]

Maybe I will.

I'll get Oracle to record it for you.

[catwoman]

Oooh. Blackmail material even. You are devious.

[robinspoiling]

A girl's gotta have some leverage.

[catwoman]

I think I like you better than the other Robins.

[batmanschmatman]

"Goody-two-boots"?

[catwoman]

I just call it like I see it.

[batmanschmatman]

I'm just more surprised that one didn't catch on. [Or not really, it's kinda silly, Selina.]

[catwoman]

Do you like "tall, dark, and grumpy" better?

[She can come up with more, Bat Jr.]

[batmanschmatman]

It's definitely accurate.

[catwoman]

You got that right.

[She attempts her best Batman impression.]

I'm Batman and I'm just going to stand here and stare at you with a cold glare because I am unable to have any fun. In fact, I don't even know the meaning of the word, because I'm Batman.

[batmanschmatman]

Wow, it's like he's really here! [Tease tease. But he's also grinning and playing along, so.]

[catwoman]

I probably needed to do a little more brooding though, huh? And I need a cape for dramatic effect.

[batmanschmatman]

The cape's highly overrated.

[catwoman]

Think he ever gets it stuck on anything?

[batmanschmatman]

No. He's Batman.

[catwoman]

You're right. It'd ruin his scary entrances.

From a comics crossover au game.

[arach_nerd]

I've always preferred calling him Grouchy McPointyears myself.