voice testing possibly the greatest character I've ever had the muse for

[killerthighs]

Stop freaking out.

Pull yourself together.

You know and love all things Russian, it's only natural that you'd be drawn to me. So why are you so nervous? I am literally everything you wish to be, but are afraid to become.

You never would have survived in Budapest.

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[killerthighs]

[She laughs.]

Only if it's on the government's dime.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[And there's a trace of his old banter-capable self in his voice again.] We're heroes. We saved the world from an alien invasion. The least that Fury could do is spring for a vacation for us.

[killerthighs]

I have never heard so much truth in a statement.

[worldsbestmarksman]

[For about two seconds Clint's facebook status changes to resemble Something like the ones at the bottom but he changes it back.]

And then Kuwait.

And then the Ukraine. The glamorous life of two international superheroes.

[killerthighs]

[Oh Clint. This is the Internet. Don't think she didn't see that.]

The only job where "going overseas" doesn't mean going on vacation or a calm business trip.