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Kuroko ([personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2012-05-04 09:22 pm
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Oh my, are you sure about this? I guess it would be fun...for a person like you. But I have a very delicate constitution, didn't you know? It's true, ghosts are allergic to mortal danger.

Besides, everyone is so spread out there. It will be hard for the others to give me snacks. That would be very upsetting...I'd rather be sent to a game that's an endless buffet. With riceballs and yakitori...yes...if I was going somewhere, I'd like it to be somewhere filled with delicious treats all the time.

Alright, it's decided. Please make my planet something like that, understood?
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[personal profile] powerfail 2012-05-05 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
How come ghosts are allergic to danger? Don't they go around, um, haunting places and scaring people?

I wish the place I lived had lots of food. Wow, can I just follow you to that planet.
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[personal profile] gaunting 2012-05-05 04:36 am (UTC)(link)
oh its not so bad here for a ghost! everyone understands! or most people do :|

wait you can eat???
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. Scary things are very bad for us, so we have to pass it on to other people. That's why we haunt people.

Every place should have lots of good food. Or servants to bring you good food. That would be best, don't you think?
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[personal profile] alljackedup 2012-05-05 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
Aw, don't worry honeybunch! My Land's apple pie just about the whole way through.

Course, it is frozen...
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[personal profile] powerfail 2012-05-05 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, so you can always haunt people at the dangerous place! I bet you'll be okay...a lot of people are scared of ghosts.

[Siiiigh.]

Yep, I miss that! No one knows how to feed a demon lord where I'm staying. My minion tries pretty hard, but everything's in cans and tastes so weird. I've definitely had worse though...

[But he's imagining that buffet planet now. He wants.]
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that will do. Most isn't as good as every, but better than none.

Of course, if there is food for me to eat, I will eat it. Eastern spirits are always hungry, you know.
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Apple pie...such a delicacy, I'm honored. Please make sure there is ice cream as well, of course. [Kuroko no, don't make demands when someone's offering you something...]
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[personal profile] gaunting 2012-05-05 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
oh i didn't mean to be culturally insensitive i guess there are ghosts from all over and ghosts of all kinds :O im just a phone ghost so i cant eat at all. i can only phone

tell me more about food

i want to know what it feels like when you eat :(
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, so it seems. I can only hope they'll have mercy on a poor spirit and scream a lot for my comfort.

What a tragedy. Canned food barely counts. You should have it grilled and brushed with teryaki, or fried in breadcrumbs...anything can be saved with enough breadcrumbs, you know.
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[personal profile] powerfail 2012-05-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
I bet you're really scary! I am too... I'm a terrifying demon lord, miss.

Oh, can it? I don't know much about cooking. Back when I was a thief, they wouldn't let me near the kitchen.

[He'd just burn whatever they were able to steal if they allowed him in.]

Bread crumbs. Oh man, I wonder if there's any of those laying around...
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's alright. I've never been a phone ghost either. If I am forced to join you at this place...yes, perhaps I could teach you to eat and you could teach me to phone.

Ah, food, food...how should I put it? The tastes and textures are all different...even things like candy have sweet and sour. Some of them feel good and some of them feel bad, but even the bad feeling ones are good too...unless they're pickles...
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[personal profile] gaunting 2012-05-05 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
how do you eat a food??? and whats so bad about pickles?????
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. You see, it's like that...you take it this way, and put it in your mouth...then- chomp! Like that. [GESTURING VAGUELY]

Pickles are the worst. They're too crunchy for sandwiches, and too sour for a spicy dish...they don't go with anything. I think I hated them before, too.
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-05 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my, how frightening. I can't compete with that...please go easy on this humble ghost, lord.

Ah, cooking is too complicated. I only know about eating. Others should take care of the hard stuff.
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[personal profile] gaunting 2012-05-05 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
i dont know! if i ever got the chance to eat again i think id eat all the pickles in the world and all the candy and even anchovies..... humans dont like anchovies right?

do you remember what it was like before???
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[personal profile] hungryhungryhaunting 2012-05-06 03:16 am (UTC)(link)
Hm, I wonder? Anchovies are good for miso.

I'm not sure. I think it was the same...maybe...or was it? For me, it's too hard to remember things like that.
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