Heading over to towerofanimus

[donttelltheelf]

Gandalf and the elf, eh?

Well, good, ol' Gimli will have to go and make sure they don't do anything rash.

Stop with the dithering and send me there at once!

Comments

[the_white_rider]

Don't be in such a hurry Master Dwarf. Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait.

[donttelltheelf]

Arg, I've waited long enough! My axe might soon start growing mold.

[the_white_rider]

Stop your complaining. Your axe will be of no use where you're going. Would I be you, I would appreciate what little days of peace I have left.

[donttelltheelf]

[A huff.]

There is nowhere for a dwarf to go, where his axe won't serve him well.

[golden_army]

What do you know of elves?

[donttelltheelf]

Enough.

[golden_army]

Succinctly put. You are a dwarf. (Though he looks different from the dwarves he has encountered.)

[donttelltheelf]

I am. Yet I know not what you are.

[onlyhisheir]

Now, Master Dwarf, is that any way to speak to someone of such import?

[donttelltheelf]

It is now, Laddie.

[onlyhisheir]

Gimli.

[Aragorn's voice held only a touch of mild reproof. Honestly, now.]

[donttelltheelf]

Oh, alright.

[Bah.]

[keeps_count]

I'm wounded, Gimli, after the many years we've traveled together and I'm still "the elf"?

Mwahahahahaha

[donttelltheelf]

[This face says A Lot.]

Years? Have you been dipping those pointy ears of yours in malt beer?

[Without me?]

>D

[keeps_count]

If I have been, it would take quite a lot to confuse me.

[He would never drink without you, Gimli. He does enjoy beating you in a drinking contest.]

[iorhael]

I always found it quite interesting that Legolas will always be "The Elf" or "that elf" to you.

[donttelltheelf]

Well, Master Hobbit, there are no other in the Fellowship, are there? If I were to say, "oh, the Hobbit's at it again" you would not know which I am talking about, and thus what exactly they are at again.

But seeing how there is only one, in race, skill and temperament, what else do you suppose I am to call our pointy-eared princeling?

[iorhael]

Even when there were other elves around, he was always The Elf or you looked like you were thinking it!

Hm. I suppose you could always just call him Legolas, but I think he secretly likes that he's THE elf to you. Best you keep that quiet though.

[dragonspooker]

Which elf? We're up to our ea--necks in 'em, or people that look like elves, anyway...

[donttelltheelf]

Legolas Greenleaf.

[Look, he actually knows how to use his name! When he's not around to hear anyway. Gimli hums.]

I see, clearly you are in dire need of dwarves to even the scales.

[keeps_count]

[Heard that]

[dragonspooker]

Can't say I've met him yet.

Dwarves? I'm not sure about that...

crashing the party way late

[therangerking]

You will not be the first I sought to prevent rashness, Master Dwarf. [ A soft murmur. ]

never late, no

[donttelltheelf]

[A huff. What are you talking about. The most sensible, it is him.]

One must be sensible with no one else will be.

awesome.

[therangerking]

Of course. [ He's trying very hard not to smile. Really, he's trying so hard. ]