the matrix

[latetowork]

Let's not, all right?

Let's not, and you can say you did...whatever it is you're planning to do.

Thanks.

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[figment_or_agent]

Mr. Anderson, we've been expecting you.

[He's always wanted to do that.]

[latetowork]

[Ahaha, no.]

I'm sorry, do I know you?

[figment_or_agent]

Oh you're seriously no fun. To answer your question, no you don't. I'm not even from your universe.

[latetowork]

[...stiffening up a bit.]

I'm afraid I don't follow.

[figment_or_agent]

You're in something of an inter-dimensional nexus right now. Where I'm from, your life is simply a movie.

Which is why I wanted to see if I could make a convincing Agent Smith. I guess not.

[latetowork]

[He takes a moment, his jaw clamping tightly as he tries to understand without asking further questions.]

I've never come across an agent with such blond hair.