on imperial_saga

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Oh man! I thought you were gonna wait patiently for like, ever in case the Porter Lady brought in anyone from home! Which would be totally cool, I could so show them around all the cool places and introduce them to my friends -- okay, maybe not the human ones. But now you want to go send me to the place where Xykon and Redcloak already are?

Um, that'd be cool! But aren't you kinda busy? All your other guys are totally doing stuff right now. Even I'm doing stuff and I NEVER get to do stuff!

...Moving into someone's closet counts as doing stuff, right?

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[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Um, why does me being ugly mean you have to have more knives?

[helldoken]

They'd make you less ugly. Trust me. At least, no uglier than Xykon and Dorkcloak.

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Wait, hold on, can you see me?

[helldoken]

I'm just glad I can't. But when the writer decides to shove a person inside the darkness for over eight-hundred pages, that says a lot about how ugly you are.

[Over one-thousand and two-hundred for him.]

[yelloweyesdarksomething]

Oh, good point. But I thought I was in the darkness 'cause of dramatic narrative reasons, not my looks. [ beat ] Unless it was my looks. [ BEAT ] Oh my gods, do I have to get a makeover in order to get out of the dark?!