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dear_mun2012-05-03 10:59 am
mattersverymuch) wrote in dear_mun2012-05-03 10:59 am
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voice test. canon is neverwhere.
No. Let me stop you there.
Let me, in fact, outline for you the reasons why you are unqualified to direct me anywhere. I would say 'play me,' but you of all people should know -
No one plays me.
Consider it a favor.
Reason the first: You don't know who I am. No one knows who I am. That's the whole point. Did you miss it?
Reason the second: You haven't reviewed. If you're going to commit to this farce, you will need to review.
Reason the third: Your distractible little mind will not be able to handle creating my . . . support networks. Again: You'll have to commit. And you'll have to manipulate, or at least play at it. You don't really think you can do that, do you?
And, finally: You already have a number of tasks which I'm sure are very important and which you must prioritize. Really. You should. Go away. Shoo.
Incidentally, I trust I don't need to tell you I find it insulting that the impetus for this venture was the surprise appearance of the Lady Door. If you must bother me, you should do it for the right reasons, and charming as she is, she is not one of them.
Let me, in fact, outline for you the reasons why you are unqualified to direct me anywhere. I would say 'play me,' but you of all people should know -
No one plays me.
Consider it a favor.
Reason the first: You don't know who I am. No one knows who I am. That's the whole point. Did you miss it?
Reason the second: You haven't reviewed. If you're going to commit to this farce, you will need to review.
Reason the third: Your distractible little mind will not be able to handle creating my . . . support networks. Again: You'll have to commit. And you'll have to manipulate, or at least play at it. You don't really think you can do that, do you?
And, finally: You already have a number of tasks which I'm sure are very important and which you must prioritize. Really. You should. Go away. Shoo.
Incidentally, I trust I don't need to tell you I find it insulting that the impetus for this venture was the surprise appearance of the Lady Door. If you must bother me, you should do it for the right reasons, and charming as she is, she is not one of them.
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