On a possible application

[slicksilver]

Can I make a suggestion here? It’s not that I’m complaining about the pick-up- I mean, come on. How could you help yourself?- but there’s gotta be other options. Like how about that island of hot chicks and sex. Now there’s a place. I’ll even take going back to space. Uh, pokemon? Look, all I’m saying is throw a guy a bone, here. Dead city of creepiness and angst isn’t really my scene. I’m already from Jersey. Isn’t that enough?

No?

Ugh. At least there’s a bar.