AT ROUTE 29 FOR GREAT JUSTICE AND SPARKLES AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW MAN

[sculpted]

MUNDANE!!!

I must express my gratitude to you! To think that you are enjoying me so much, that you would post here....!! I must admit, I didn't see it coming!

Even though you maintain this a very weak attempt at advertising for a cast you love, I know it's something more! You are truly overwhelmed by the beauty of my physique, aren't you?! There's no need to be shy! For you, I will display these finely honed muscles every day! Every second, Mundane!!

But I cannot allow the pleasure of the sight of this masculine build to be restricted to you only! That is why you have posted me here, isn't it! To share the beauty of this body with the entire collective membership of this community! Ah, I could simply cry over how well we understand each other!

This humble technique has been passed down in my family for generations, and to think you are allowing me to display it here...I cannot express my gratitude!

Now stand still and embrace the beauty of Major Alex Louis Armstrong!!

Comments

[last_to_kneel]

[Varon is facepalming and he's trying not to laugh...which utterly fails.]

Geez, an' they call me vain.

[sculpted]

Vanity! No!! This is purely the truth!

[[YES

THE TRUTH BEYOND THE GATE

IT'S ARMSTRONG'S MUSCLES

SPOILER]]

[last_to_kneel]

That's some truth you got there, that's for damn sure. I used t' work with a bloke that could compete with that.

I have no proper journal, but omg ♥

[periapt]

Yeah.. I'm overwhelmed all right.

<333333333333

[sculpted]

As you should be in the face of these perfect muscles!!

[queenofbriggs]

Your mundane must be as spineless as you are for choosing to play you at all. [Aka, your mun must be a pussy too]

Nobody wants to see where your poor excuse of a brain went to instead. Stop that.

[sculpted]

Don't bring my mun into this, Olivier.....

[[;A;]]

[tinybutdeadly]

Wow.

You're, like. More muscley than the Boulder.

[sculpted]

I would consider myself more muscular than anyone else you could name as well, my dear!

[tinybutdeadly]

I don't know... his name's the Boulder for a reason. And then there's the hippo, he's bigger.

{teasing! :D]

Can you show me some of your sweet moves?

[nomorewaiting]

[Totally not giggling anywhere near you, Major... Nope. It must be your imagination. Yup.

Maybe she should be facepalming. Oh well, she can do that too!]

Laaaaate, but I would love to point out Thusia has a growing cast of FMA. =D

[ghostofthesparklelizards]

Woo, go Major! Show them your dazzling technique!