I blame boredoom

[miss_sweet_rims]

[Knock Out looks a bit more busty than usually, a bit shorter and, generally, a bit more like a she. The Con has a rag for polishing on her hands and was taking care of any possible scratch in her finish when she got interrupted.]

Yes, you officially broke Breakdown's. Give yourself a pat on the back. [She fights the urge to roll her eyes.]

Now, can't you see I'm busy?

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[wheeljackofalltrades]

[No. No no no no.

Can't...look away. It's horrible and amazing at the same time.]

The slag happened to you?

[miss_sweet_rims]

[Call her horrible and she will roast your aft with her prod, Jackie. She's got an ever bigger ego than her male counterpart.]

I got interrupted while I was doing my daily routine, one would thing that the polishing gave em away on that one.

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Bet you'd enjoy that, wouldn't you.]

And what's your daily ro-

No wait, why do I care?

[miss_sweet_rims]

[Kicking a Bot's aft? Very much so. A lady needs proper entertainment.]

[Kicking a Bot's aft? Very much so. A lady needs proper entertainment.]

[She's going to ignore the last question.]

First you need and specific soaps for the finish and a large sponge to submerge it into soapy water. Then you remove the sponge, squeeze out about half of the water, place the sponge on your skin and start moving the sponge in circular motions across the body of the car.

You need to pay special attention to crevices and cracks that may have dirt trapped. Once the car has been completely cleaned, you hose off all of the soap. [She grins at him.] I wonder when was the last time you did something like that. [She's judging your paint job Wheeljack. Hard. Then she goes on again.] Next, you need to use a high speed buffer to achieve the finest results....

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[Are you this prissy when you're a guy because he's going to punch you extra hard next time he sees you, mech or not.]

Got a problem with my paint job, Miss Priss?

[As he stands there with his dirty white finish.]

[miss_sweet_rims]

[Yup, he is Not prossy. He just thinks that looking good is important.]

You call that a paint job? I think it's just a large collection of scars and scratches.

Do you need someone to polish you?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[NO WHEELJACK IS 100% MAN.]

What?! Don't even think about it!

[miss_sweet_rims]

I wasn't offering. [She laughs and leans forward.] What made you think that? Is there something you want to tell me?

[wheeljackofalltrades]

[FFF Knockout you tease. He's gonna lean back a bit because you're all up in his no-zone.]

N-No. Cept that yer maybe a bit too close for comfort.

[totalhammertime]

[Wut.

Wut.

Wut is this.

Breakdown has just broken down...]

[miss_sweet_rims]

[She stares back. What's up with you today, Blue?]

While the silence is not unusual, I am started to get concerned about the insecticon-eyed expression you are giving me, my friend.

[totalhammertime]

[Sorry wut.]

Knockout...?

You look... different today...

[What's he supposed to say to something like this?]

[miss_sweet_rims]

[One of her hands goes to her (much narrow now) waist.] I was trying a new polisher. Do you think it looks good on me?

[totalhammertime]

Yeah it does.

[Wait, that's not the issue here.]

Y-You're a femme!

[miss_sweet_rims]

Thanks. [She looks pleased.

Until he says that.] And you aren't. Your point? Have you been fighting with Bullhead? Did he hit you in the head?

[Don't mind her being all over you now and checking for possible scratches or injuries on your finish. Doctor at work here.]

[totalhammertime]

[Usually he doesn't mind it when Knockout gets close.

He doesn't even really mind it much now.

But it's so weird]

I'm fine!

You weren't a femme yesterday!

[miss_sweet_rims]

I will be the one deciding if you are fine. [Who's the medic here? Not you Breakie.]

What are you talking about? I was always a femme.

[automobile_enthusiast]

Well well well, what have we here~?

[miss_sweet_rims]

Oh, I could ask you the same. Are you a clone? I don't recall having one of those, much less a bot.

[automobile_enthusiast]

A clone? Me? [He laughs lightly.] Please. I'm 100 percent authentic. Which makes me wonder, of course, where something like you came from.

[miss_sweet_rims]

I'm unique, darling. I may be the only one of my kind, in fact. But it's good to meet someone else with taste. [Nice paint job there, buddy.]

[automobile_enthusiast]

[Right back at ya, baby.] Hm, with a chassis like that, I'd have to hope so. I'm not sure I want to live in a world where sculpting like that-- [He takes in her rather lovely form with a flick of his fingers.] --is commonplace. Please, tell me it's custom.

[miss_sweet_rims]

[You, flatterer~.]

Of course it is, I won't have it any other way. [She shows him her arm, the pattern on the car door is a different sort of tribal than his own. A bit more delicate, but just as impressive.]

[automobile_enthusiast]

[Knock Out reaches out towards her arm, glancing up for permission before delicately taking the limb in both hands and examining the design closely. He whistles.] My oh my~. Whoever did this had a deft hand indeed.

[miss_sweet_rims]

[She nods briefly. If he's anything like her, she can be sure that he will be careful.]

I have very skilled fingers.