Thanks, tumblr

[arbadacarba]

Okay, seriously.

Who's Asami, and why do people keep comparing me to her?

Comments

[leftthenest]

I wonder if I could put down "miraculously good at entertaining myself and others" in the computer as a superpower.

[arbadacarba]

Oh, I have no doubt that you could.

It's just a question of how legitimate said "superpower" would be considered.

[leftthenest]

I could at least put it under "special skills."

[arbadacarba]

More like "bragging"

[leftthenest]

Maybe I should add that as a section of the profile.

[And fill it in himself. For the entire League.]

[arbadacarba]

You so would.

[leftthenest]

Any requests for your "bragging" section?

[arbadacarba]

Capable of putting up with a certain former Boy Wonder for long periods of time?

[leftthenest]

Okay, but that sounds pretty boring.

[arbadacarba]

Not always.

[leftthenest]

I meant to write in the database. I know "putting up with me" is never dull.

[arbadacarba]

Trust me. It's a more impressive reputation than you think.

[leftthenest]

I dunno, I think a lot of people come close to holding the same "deals with Nightwing without wanting to throw him out the window" trophy.

[arbadacarba]

If by "a lot of people", you pretty much mean me, Robin, and Batgirl. And the latter's had way more time to get used to you than I have.

[leftthenest]

So you're saying that I give her the trophy instead, on account of longevity?

[arbadacarba]

Rude.

[leftthenest]

You were the one saying she's lasted the longest.

[arbadacarba]

And you think that automatically earns her the trophy?

[leftthenest]

Don't tell me you're jealous.

There are plenty of figurative trophies to go around.

[arbadacarba]

'course not. I have no reason to be.

[leftthenest]

Good because I'd hate to see you guys fight over little ol' me.

[I swear he's kidding]

[arbadacarba]

Except you're not so little anymore.

[She knows]

[leftthenest]

Well there is that. No more standing on tiptoes anymore for me.

[arbadacarba]

Even though you still walk on your hands.

[leftthenest]

Yeah well that's out of fun and not necessity.