Homeless/Looking- More than likely spoilers in comments

[purplepants]

Stop squealing, you'll do yourself some kind of injury. Just take a deep breath and move on. If you wreck your arytenoid cartilage you'll definitely know about it.

[Aaand okay, Bruce looks harassed.]

Just make some icons or write an app or whatever it is you do. You've already decided it needs to be a place where I get to keep my own affliction. Which just shows what kind of a person you are deep down really.

No. I am not impressed with you.

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[rootsforthor]

If you don't like the squealing of excited young folk, don't look out the window of Stark Tower. Usually a crowd of girls round the front door. Don't worry, I'll deal with them on an individual basis, no need to let Stark know.

Anyway, muns are all like that. Mine thinks it's hiii-larious that we're getting Loki but no Thor in milliways_bar. That'll be a party for me.

[purplepants]

Nothing like self imposed isolation in the middle of the city. Tranq arrows or...? Actually wait, I don't want to know.

Loki without Thor....[That's almost like pizza without cheese.] Good luck with that.

[rootsforthor]

Ask no questions, I'll tell no lies, Doctor.

Yeah. Luck. No, for him I'll be using arrows.

[purplepants]

[Opens his mouth to ask something then quickly closes it. Definitely not going to ask.]

You just can't go wrong with that way of looking at things. I'm sure you won't have too many problems with Loki, his plans seem to fall through spectactularly.

[has_an_army]

Muns do tend to squeal alot.

[Especially in Loki's presence]

[purplepants]

Apparently so.

ooc i'm gonna regret this when i'm actually awake

[ex_flyting687]

hey i just met you (for the third time)
and i'm pretty crazy
but here's my number
call me maybe

/choking

[purplepants]

[Stunned look.]

Did you just quote Jespen at me?

i'm making the same face as the icon rn

[ex_flyting687]

She's not awake, she's a little traumatized, the song has been playing over and over for hours.

I'm sharing the torment.

poor bb /hugs

[purplepants]

Okay fine. Mundane, try not to torment Loki too much we don't need him any crazier than he already is. Which is a lot.

...why did you let me tag you like this

[ex_flyting687]

Too late, apparently.

Hindsight is such a wretch.

...because it was amazing

[purplepants]

Then that's not my problem, it's yours.

[Except it's everyone's problem because Loki is loud enough to make it so.]

noooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ex_flyting687]

Do you like California?

♥♥♥♥

[purplepants]

[What is this, such randomness.]

It's okay. I got my doctorate there. Why?

[ex_flyting687]

California girls.

What is a daisy duke?

[purplepants]

I'm going to give you the secret to infinite knowledge.

Open browser. Type google.com. Done.

[ex_flyting687]

I tried this network of yours and all I get are either boots or posteriors of horribly tanned women.

Is it a euphemism?

[purplepants]

[Last time he looked it was someone from a tv show.]

Why are you asking me?

[ex_flyting687]

You answer.

[Times have changed since Katy Perry.]

[purplepants]

I am not your personal wiki.

[Ugh, should have stayed in India.]

[ex_flyting687]

So don't answer my questions. This is an obvious solution, Doctor.

[purplepants]

[Says nothing then. Just siiilently starts to clean his glasses with the hem of his shirt.]

[ex_flyting687]

[Totally laughing at you in silence.]

[purplepants]

[Is totally not saying anything. He's also not bothered by it either. When it comes to being quiet this one can excel. Most of the time.]

[ex_flyting687]

[This is wonderful. We're having meaningful silence.]

[purplepants]

[About as meaningful as a wet blanket. Oh look, Bruce has pulled out an iPad to read through some articles on quantum physics. If you're not going to say anything Loki then Bruce is more than happy to do some work.]

[ex_flyting687]

[Gonna be looking over your shoulder, what, your sciences are interesting.

...Hey. Hey hey hey.

If Loki asked about science, are you still gonna be silence-y?]

[purplepants]

[Nope. Instead he's raising an eyebrow at you Loki, giving a dour glare. This is his science work, get lost.]

[ex_flyting687]

[Don't be a penis, science is for everyone. Show me it :C!]

[purplepants]

[But Loki, it's all formulas and equations. You'll feel stupid.

......

Lets Loki look.]

[ex_flyting687]

[Science and magic are cousins, Dr. Banner; different languages, same words.]

These equations.

[purplepants]

[Doesn't believe in magic.

And you just spoke first.]

Hm?

[ex_flyting687]

[He's the villain here, he does what he wants.]

Where do they lead to?

[purplepants]

They lead to the physical constant that reflects the sizes of energy quanta, ultimately ending in the Planck constant.

[ex_flyting687]

If it's a mutable quality, then it's not entirely constant, is it? What factors into determining that constant? Different elements require different forces, different counterpoints.

[Magic isn't just waving your hand and mumbo jumbo, k.]

[purplepants]

Well that's what the Uncertainty Principle is for, though the majority of it all follows the Dependent physical constants such as the Josephson or Avogadro constant.

[puny_parker]

The Hulk's not THAT bad once you get to know him.

[purplepants]

Before or after he levels your house?

[puny_parker]

He's never leveled my house.

[purplepants]

Give him an inch and he will.

[puny_parker]

Nah, it's all in how you deal with him. Although I have a couple of things going for me most people don't when they have to deal with the Jolly Green Giant.

Like the fact that I have some knowledge of what it's like to be him, thanks to that whole incident a few years back when I got stuck with your gamma mutation.