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[Hi, dear_mun.

There's a giant flying eyeball here. It seems confused, as much as it can express that. But it's mostly just staring.]

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[Oh no.
It's Dark Matter.
Why is Dark Matter here?!]

[Oh no.

It's Kirby.

Why is Kirby here!?

The only solution is to attempt to ram him, obviously.]

[WHOAH! Dodge the ramming.]
Y-You!!!!
Why are you here?!

I am...here. Because...

[Dark Matter hovers in place, his orange things spinning.]

I AM HERE!

[Kirby sees that. But WHYYYYYYY?!]
Well... I'll stop you!!!
... Whatever you're doing!
[Fight stance go!]

Why!? Why?

[Said orange dealies shoot off to home in on Kirby.]

Why do you ruin everything?

[Oh come on. You know this NEVER works on Kirby.
Kirby inhales the orange things and shoots them back out at Dark Matter.]

[ARGH damnit why does it hurt so much? Probably because he's all eye. Ever been spat in the eye? It hurts!]

Everything, everything!

[This means it's back to the old ramming plan! This time in a low sweep that will rise into a high one, like a C shape.]

[And back to dodging the ramming, by jumping over to the left.]
Nuh uh! YOU ruin everything!
You tried ruining Dream Land!! Twice!! And Ripple Star!!!
[And Kirby will make SURE not to let you ruin the game he's been placed in.]

Everything. Everything.

[And this time it's an S shaped sweeping, try dodging that one puff ball!]

I want everything!

[Try as hard as he might, Kirby couldn't dodge that.]
Whah!
[Kirby gets totally knocked off his feet, and falls flat on his face.]

[ Now what is this? Is it perhaps an eyebird, as opposed to the eyefish? ]

[Well, now you're just getting a scrutinising look.

What a freaky looking life form.]

[ Is it possible of feeling suspicious? Well, it wasn't as if Castor was going to eat it, since he didn't know if it was poisonous or not. ]

Hello.

[ And he will offer a smile. ]

[The eye apparently begins to melt, but reworks itself into a quite short human shape, with a rocking purple scarf. It's easier to deal with humans like that.]

Hello.

[ How interesting. It turned into a person. He is a bit surprised, but he don't show it very much. ]

A pleasure to meet you.

[ A small, polite bow. ]

...Ok I'd say your one of the oddest things I've seen here.

[Says the block man with his name floating above his head.]

[This is not odd at all to Dark Matter.]

I am not odd. I am not odd.

I. Am. Not. Odd.

Oh... Sorry I didn't mean to offend. So um... How are you?

[Mun is laughing at how easily the greatest evil from Kriby has gotten Steve? to feel bad.]

Angry. Miserable. Lonely. Hateful.

How are you?

Mostly bored of Dear_Mun...

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