re: recent updates

[battledrobe]

WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? I THOUGHT THAT HE WOULD FIND THEM REALLY USEFUL. IT TOOK ME A LONG TIME TO FIND THEM ALL, TOO!

Comments

[not_very_maternal]

I think you did exactly as you were supposed to little Derse-Dweller.

[cardioficionado]

clubs dat aint
look
da boss loves his STABS but he dont need em right now hes in JAIL
he needs somethin ta get though a fuckin wall
like i dunno
a BOMB

[battledrobe]

A BOMB? BUT I AM THE DEMOLITIONS EXPERT, NOT HIM. I DO NOT THINK HE COULD USE IT AS WELL AS SOME KNIVES!

[cardioficionado]

well nah but for instance you aint a contraband expert neither but ya sure smuggled dat nasty GOURD to him right
whatever he
okay dude goes fuckin SHIT BANANAS over knives so hes prolly
ecstatic
an it aint like its HARD to bust outta dat PONCY SHACK er nothin we all done it before
so
i guess good job or somethin kid

[battledrobe]

THANK YOU! IT TOOK A LONG TIME TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO STASH THEM IN, MOSTLY BECAUSE I KEPT FORGETTING I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHING STASHABLE.

[cardioficionado]

oh cripes
what else did you try FIRST

[battledrobe]

WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE A BOTTLE OF BOOZE! BECAUSE HE LIKES TO DRINK. BUT IT WAS REALLY DIFFICULT TO GET A LOT OF KNIVES IN THERE, SO THAT DIDN'T WORK OUT.

AND THEN I TRIED A BOX OF COOKIES, EXCEPT I THINK I BOUGHT THEM BECAUSE I WAS HUNGRY RATHER THAN ACTUALLY WANTING TO USE IT FOR SMUGGLING...

[cardioficionado]

okay well at least you didnt break anything important but clubs ya gotta look at the BIG PICTURE
the PUMPKIN makes sense cuz its inconspicuous-like see
but
like
they aint gonna give COOKIES ta no prisoner and seriously booze bottles is clear deuce
the HELL am i saying thats not even the stupidest part about the bottle idea
you got any o dat booze left

[battledrobe]

I THOUGHT MAYBE THEY WOULD NOT NOTICE SINCE THEY'RE A REALLY FLUFFY PRISON AND ALL. IT COULD HAVE BEEN A GIFT FOR ALL THEY KNEW!

AND I PROBABLY DO. I PUT IT UNDER MY BED AFTER I COULDN'T GET THE SWITCHBLADE OUT OF IT.

[cardioficionado]

wait






you put da knives in da bottles while there was still BOOZE IN EM

[battledrobe]

OF COURSE! HOW ELSE WAS I GOING TO DISGUISE THEM?

[cardioficionado]

aw TITTY SPRINKLES clubs dats such a waste o good giggle juice now they gonna be all
metal-tastin an shit
hell prolly TOXIC too if those were some o the knives da boss just left lyin around
who
even
knows what the hell he STABBED with dem things already

[battledrobe]

OH. I GUESS YOU ARE RIGHT. I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AT THE TIME.

[cardioficionado]

eh you were just tryin ta help no big
just dont get so EXCITED next time
or
try an find droog er somethin

[battledrobe]

I WILL TRY MY BEST! ALTHOUGH I DO NOT KNOW IF DROOG WOULD HELP ME WITH THAT SORT OF THING.