Almost the entire cast is here. Mun and muse are pleased. [Spoiler warnings!]

[bunnyclip]

This is pretty sweet, Mun! We've got almost everyone, you know? Only missing Oowada, Oogami, Hagakure, Maizono and goth-loli - but we don't really need her, right? All she ever does is sit on her ass and act all delicate, so she's basically useless. 'Sides, two Fujisaki's can easily make up for one missing goth-loli, right? Hey, pretty soon, we'll all be together again, and we can kick that perv-bear's ass!

Eh? 'Surprisingly motherly'? Well, isn't it to be expected? The group's gotta have at least one big sister type, and who else is gonna do it? ...H-hey, don't get carried away. I'm not going to start baking cookies for everyone... The apron you're imagining is kinda cute, though-- Oi! Quit having H-thoughts, perv-mun!

Comments

[bunnyclip]

Hm? But aren't you a herbivore male? That means you should be dating a carnivorous woman! Don't you know anything?! [His lack of faith knowledge is disturbing.] Geez, Kuwata, you're even more of a geek than I thought. I feel kind of bad for you.

[But that reaction is beautiful. It's almost exactly what Junko wanted.] I almost feel like I should date you to, you know, show you how to charm girls. Too bad I can't. [Rejected before he could even really try.] And you should know Junko-hime doesn't make exceptions for anyone. Not even her favourite geeks.

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[tsunball]

If the choice is between something like 'herbivore' or 'carnivore' I'm definitely the latter, dammit! I'm not some sort of rabbit..! You should be able to realise that much, I'm not like one of those wimpy guys!

[tsunball]

[ ... or he's just trying to make a good impression on girls, judging from the switch here. And yet still forever rejected.. ain't it sad, Leon. ]

.. You can't..? Just because of your work, right? [ right..?! not like any girl would just reject him for any other reason, they would clearly all want him, right?! ]

[bunnyclip]

Work? No, work doesn't stop me from dating. I just don't want to date a guy who only wants sex. Chastity is super important to me, so don't get the wrong idea! [He's already made a pretty good impression. Or, uh, one that's good enough to warrant him being dubbed a friend.]

So you're kinda cool, but we can't hook up. I can get you a date with a friend, though...

[tsunball]

... Fine, fine! [ He'll take this small dent in his pride if he still has another chance.. ]

So you'll set me up with a friend of yours and we can still be cool with each other, right, Enoshima? Sounds like a great deal to me..!

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[bunnyclip]

[He. Still wants to be friends.

Wait-

What?]

[bunnyclip]

You're serious? That's kinda... sweet.

[ENOSHIMA IS NOT BLUSHING, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THAT?!]

[tsunball]

[ SCORE ALL THE SAME?! -- okay, no, why is he being called sweet here..!! Tsundere senses kicking in. ]

Hell--.. Don't go around calling something like that sweet, Enoshima..! [ he is not blushing either, okay, it's just.. hot here?! ]

[bunnyclip]

[They can be tsun-tsun together and have tsun-tsun parties... With blackjack and hookers.]

I'll call you whatever I want, Kuwata! [Wow, it's really hot, I mean look how red everyone is.]

[tsunball]

[ Leon totally approves of the latter parts. ]

Not when you're starting to call me shit like that..! Like any dynamite girl would even want a mushy or sweet kind of guy, it's more like you're just insulting me!

[bunnyclip]

[All the hookers will be traps.]

I get called a dynamite girl and I think mushy guys are the best kind! Guys who go around inviting girls to karaoke just to get handsy with 'em are totally gross! Guys who actually listen to girls and at least try to get what's going on in their heads are seriously amazing!

[Leon, she is so serious about all this.]

Like Naegi! He's a mushy, sweet guy and he's the best. I'd probably go out with him if he wasn't, like, my best friend, or something.

[tsunball]

[ HIS LIFE. ]

Naegi, honestly?! Geez, that guy gets all the girls and he doesn't even have to try, he must have some kind of superpower for it, I swear..! He could at least try to share with some of the less fortunate among us! [ aka leon.. ]

[bunnyclip]

He doesn't have superpowers, moron! I'm telling you that he's a great guy because he doesn't act like an animal! Girls don't like guys who think with their dicks - and if you do think like that, at least pretend you don't.

[DUDE, DON'T COMPLAIN, SHE ALREADY BOOKED CHIHIRO.]

Open your ears, already! You're pissing me off with all this self-pity crap when you can easily fix things by using your head!

[tsunball]

I'll self-pity as much as I want, Enoshima! I mean.. shit, we're dead, why the hell should it even matter anymore either way? Not like any of all of us in that group had time to woo each other or be woo-ed while we were too busy bashing each other's brain out.

... Well, that Maizono chick was, either way.

[bunnyclip]

Gah! Guys who do nothing but complain are the worst!

[Sudden collar grab, go! Also, does anyone know when Junko got so strong?]

You're an interesting guy, Kuwata, and I don't say that about many people. But all your shit about how 'nobody likes you' is getting on my nerves! If you're really so worried about getting a girlfriend, why don't you try talking to a girl, for once, instead of bitching all the time!

Seriously, Kuwata, you'd probably make a decent boyfriend if you actually tried.

[tsunball]

[ WOAH, WOAH, WOAH, THIS ISN'T THE KIND OF CONTACT WITH A GIRL HE SIGNED UP FOR. At least he's strong enough to try and wrestle himself free from that again, right.. ]

S-- shit, cut that out, Enoshima, if you're going to scold me like that it's just like you're some kind of parent!

[ ... ] I'm already trying plenty, either way! I thought that Maizono chick might be into rock stars, so I tried telling her about that, but.. well, you know how that shit ended up.

[bunnyclip]

[HE'S A GIRL MAGNET. A GIRL FIST MAGNET. BADUM TISH. And he can escape, though Enoshima's rage will not end!]

You-- You-- Asshole! Shit for brains, moron, retard, I should kick your stupid ass! You're really pissing me off, Kuwata-- I can't remember the last time I was this pissed off! It's almost surreal, you know? like- Like I think I'm seeing red! Yeah, I'm definitely seeing red!

[Rage, rage, rage~]

You just change your dreams so easily and for such stupid reasons?! That's annoying! That's- That's- That's totally unfair! Why can you change all you like?! I'm stuck as little miss fashion while you can be whoever you want! It's not fair! It's super unfair!

[...Holy shit, she's not--

Welp. You made Enoshima tear up. Good job, Kuwata, for... you know... existing.]

[tsunball]

[ Okay, so Leon can be a douche. Or just an idiot who says stupid things that make him seem like even more of a douche. Or someone who does stupid things in fits of rage or emotions - he isn't exactly a perfectly good person by all means. But he isn't someone who can't not even react to a girl tearing up, so he just gets.. a little awkward here, more or less. What happened just now?!

... He'll never understand girls. ]

Enoshima.. W-what's up? I mean.. you can easily just do whatever you want to too, right? No need to [ cry over it-- okay, no, Leon, bite your tongue, don't say that, retardedretardedretarded-- ] get all worked up about it. Why the hell wouldn't you do whatever you want?

[bunnyclip]

Not everyone is in the same situation as you, Kuwata. Some of us have responsibilities, you know? You gotta do things you hate because people are relying on you to do it.

[To avoid major spoilage, lets just say Junko's got an... interesting home life. And an interesting family. Both of which have screwed her up, to insane levels slightly.]

I've said too much and the conversation's taken a weird turn. I was trying to say... I don't know, it doesn't matter! Change, don't change, I don't care at all. Just... Just don't talk so freely about changing whenever something with tits walks by. It's seriously pathetic.

[tsunball]

[ ah, okay, as long as it isn't up to insane levels-- .. ah. ]

It's not just because of 'something with tits', okay? 'sides, I won't just go for any tits, what kind of guy are you taking me for? [ so instead you're admitting you would much easier fall for a girl with a good body, classy act, Leon. ] I mean.. don't you ever want to do something else? Being a rock star is my dream, just think of it..!

Compared to that, running among sweaty guys on a field isn't my thing at all. [ NOT LIKE HE ACTUALLY LIKES PLAYING BASEBALL. Or anything. Not at all. Hates balls. Just so we're clear. ] If I'd have to shave my head again, I'd scream like hell, I swear!

[bunnyclip]

[LEON, WE KNOW ABOUT YOUR BALL LOVE. GDI. YOU'RE JUST LIKE MONDO AND HIS LOVE OF MAN DATES.]

I can't afford to want to be anything else! It'll screw everything up. And- Gah! Stop making me talk about this super weird subject!

[Because everything is Leon's fault. Everything.]

And lots of girls think baseball players are hot. I think a man who supports a team is way more attractive than someone who hogs all the credit for themselves, and so do most girls! [Probably. Maybe.]

[tsunball]

[ AT LEAST HE WASN'T SITTING IN THE SAUNA WITH ANOTHER GUY, OKAY. THERE'S ONLY A CERTAIN LEVEL OF GAY INNUENDO HE CAN GO TO.

And oh god how does he keep working girls up randomly like this. Not. As. Planned. ]

But someone who works by themselves stands out much more, right? I mean, at least I'm definitely the best player out of the entire team, so that draws some girls' attention, but it still could be much better if I could show off by myself..!

[bunnyclip]

[WE ALL KNOW HE WOULD BE THERE IF HE COULD. Also, I thought he'd enjoy getting girls worked up badum tish.]

That just makes you look like an arrogant asshole. If you said something cool like, "I'll always support my team!" or "Lets do our best!" that'd be really awesome!